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Microblog Memes

A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, Twitter X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

Rules:

  1. Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
  2. Be nice.
  3. No advertising, brand promotion or guerilla marketing.
  4. Posters are encouraged to link to the toot or tweet etc in the description of posts.

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  • Nah, a sweatshop somewhere in Asia.

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    I think that one electron deserves "Geoffrey", don't you?
  • bewaare

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    Nah it's a bird with a long beak and a yellow belly looking northeast
  • Mastodon client tusky moved to codeberg, apparently

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    farraigeplaisteach@lemmy.worldF
    Great news. All of Mastodon needs to do the same.
  • The 4th Horseman

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    I love his disgruntled look. "My ass is covered in spikes, Sharon. Why would you think putting me on an inflatable is a good idea?"
  • He's not even a regular man

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    Yes, his father was also an undocumented immigrant.
  • Do what you must, I have already won

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    alsaaas@lemmy.dbzer0.comA
    My spirit animal
  • This is true

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    Weird, I've always told people "drive home safe" because of how many car accidents happen at night that are also lethal. (I bicycle A LOT too BTW, this isn't a dig. Cars just kill people all the time)
  • Kittys in meh house🐈🐈

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    You should be honored
  • I often say this kinda thing

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    don@lemmy.caD
    You got a cat to fully understand it’s movie preferences. You clearly don’t know that, but it’s nevertheless why you got the cat. It’s why anyone has a cat.
  • should be fine since nothing happened

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    Fed posting be like
  • Bad decisions

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    Stay strong and get your freak on
  • The future of makeup

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    this is exactly why [email protected] had to be created, to get a reprieve from creeps like you
  • Zoom

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    But then who do you look at to make it seem like you're paying attention to the computer? It feels weird and kinda impolite to be staring at other people's faces for so long, even if they can't tell.
  • no legs

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    It's a shitty website that posts memes and shit from Reddit mostly but they censor everything and I do mean everything.
  • Every UK petition

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    Yea, great idea, except that if you think degrees lead to general intelligence you’ve gotta get out more. I know way too many people with specialized degrees who really only know that one thing and half the time they aren’t even good at that. In the US, and many other places, education is something that is restricted and there are many barriers to it which just bring us back to a rich vs poor situation. It turns out that earning a degree is actually quite simple and more a test of your ability to navigate the schooling process than your ability to learn and apply that information. I went to college and I’ve seen some absolutely braindead people graduate, and I’ve worked with university grads who are smart and also with university grads who are a step or two away from eating glue in the printer room. I’ve met people who never went to any post-secondary education who have a great handle on things but either their career doesn’t require “higher education” or they weren’t able to afford to even think about it. Example: There are medical doctors and nurses who are against vaccines. A small amount, so few that it’s obvious that they’re completely wrong, but they still exist. There are engineers who can barely keep themselves together, and developers who can’t stop not understanding how the world works. Donald Trump went to a prestigious university and he’s about as stupid as they come, alongside pretty much every Republican.
  • Scareolas

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    jerb322@lemmy.worldJ
    Are you a horse?
  • nah it's natural

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    Astroturfing and lobbying and bribery has. It's actually easy to not participate in burning or planet though.
  • Perpetual stew vibes

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    That's the joke.jpg
  • Food porn

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    ivanafterall@lemmy.worldI
    You should see the Boudins noirs.
  • shawker

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    They're usually for after you swim