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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, Twitter X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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  • Homie accidentally took off his white hood to reply

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    Socialism taken to the extreme ends in anarchism. Now if you decide to muddle "giving power to the workers" and "giving power to the workers' party" things reach type 3 fun very fast.
  • I didn’t realize this behavior started that long ago.

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  • Obama’s deal with Iran in 2015 lead us here.

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  • Everything is always a projection with Republicans.

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  • what else even needs to be said?

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  • I was there

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    Indeed, some models are reselling for extremely expensive prices nowadays, it's a bit crazy. Especially since digital is just much more convenient, but it can feel nice to have some physical media Alternatively you could look into a cassette deck if you're not set on a portable player (one released before the 2000s, I don't think they make new ones at all anyways), the high or medium end decks tend to have better sound -- there's much less flutter/wow -- compared to portable players in the same price range nowadays, since they're less "cool". Still have to be pretty lucky to find good deals though
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    You incurable fucking moron
  • I got nothing.

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  • Jesus.

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    Attacking military targets isn't murder. And Israel forces every adult to become a military target. They're literally using human shields.
  • Fruit

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    Yes that’s fair. I live away from home now where bananas are always shipped by sea. My understanding is that they reap the banana still green, stall their ripening (presumably by somehow making the ethylene inert or some other mechanism), then accelerate their ripening upon arrival. This has the very evident effect of making the bananas last a very few days in between becoming ripe and getting mushy and improper for consumption. Back home, they last maybe 4-8 weeks at different stages of ripening, from thick and bright yellow skin with a firm and slightly dry and zesty fruit, to a fairly blackened and fragile skin with a very soft and sweet fruit but still not yet mushy and gooey. It’s common here to eat green bananas, to the point that many locals think that’s how it’s “supposed” to be. I have explained to friends that’s not the case and it has transformed their views of the fruit. It’s quite curious!
  • Looks like someone else ate the onion.

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  • You seem like an expert.

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    Yes that's absolutely what i was proposing. They definitely care very deeply about civilian lives. Though, i do have to question your record. Did you give a shit about this a week ago? Edit: hey, also, can you think of another way to stop them, or are you just opposed to doing that? Because, i know this is controversial, but i think world war three would be bad. We might even end up with a couple dead civilians if that hapoens.
  • You're right.

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  • They just sprinkled in a little extra facism

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    I would argue it’s been even longer. Since Newt Gingrich in 1995. 30 years ago.
  • The NYT hates peaceful protest

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    Reminds me of how Colin Kaepernick demonstrating an unambiguously peaceful display of protest during the Black Lives Matter protests, and a bunch of people still got upset about it. They'll attack any sort of protest. They just want you to sit back and take it. Anything that doesn't go according to their plans is a problem. Not consuming enough, not working enough, not having enough kids? All problems.
  • Praise be the MAGAMind Collective!

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  • I had a neighbour who embalmed his own wife.

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    The prior mostly
  • Genius

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    I'll amend that to "later (or earlier)".
  • Why do you feel that way?

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    We love dogs, you just have shitty neighbours. Or theyre muslims, they have something about pets in the book