AI will not take over. OpenAI on the other hand...

Not quite telling. We have customers from various countries.

Them damn children.

As always AI is ok for doing tiny little things with no dependencies and no plan to use/maintain the thing for a long time. Basically a functional prototype. Beyond that it's useless. As you said, more spaghetti than in an italian restaurant. Oh, and never ask an AI to fix the bugs it made. It always fails with that.

it has lichs

Considering how LLMs work, you might be one of them.

I found The Minimalist one amusing and a bit relevant, but otherwise I didn't resonate with any of them. I feel like I'd fall under The Artisan : I'm a hippie type you'd expect to see in a Portlandia episode (and lol, I actually live in Portland), and my goal is to hand-craft every line of code and offer it up as an organic, farm-to-table morsel of supernutritional bliss with excellent mouthfeel.

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We have to go deeper!

All merges to main auto deploy to staging. Tagged merges to main also go to production.

International Fixed Calendar (but beginning the week on Monday) ftw

There is no shortage of these

Most of my published stuff is at https://github.com/blm768. Those are also the oldest and most abandoned projects, though. These days, I start most of my projects without a public repo until I've got something actually worth publishing or collaborating on. The main thing I need help with at this point is curing my addiction to new projects.

Just make it executable using chmod +x and call it like you would just anything you want to "run". If it "does not work" then you need to change your CPU by getting another motherboard. That will be $3k

Nah, the good ones you subscribe to with actual money.

A very typical use-case would be getting something from a HashMap (or a Vector) and calling unwrap because you know it must exist (as you got a reference to the index or object that must be valid in the HashMap or Vector). Or if you call a function that returns Option<…> depending on the current state and you know that it must return Some(…) in the current situation.

Like every crappy REST API that gives a 200 with an error message in it.

You have 3 wishes. First wish: I wish my last wish would count as me consuming two wishes. Second wish: I wish to have 0 wishes remaining. First wish puts you down one wish, so ending at 2. Second wish removes one wish, so at one, then wish happens putting you at 0, then because this second wish now becomes your last, as you have 0 remaining, the first wish then takes effect and consumes another wish, putting you to - 1 and overflowing.