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  • What about PostgreSQL?

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  • Because nerds like to be smarter and "more efficient".

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  • Natural selection in IT

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    And? What was the result? Is your key safe to use?
  • Too Many Acronyms

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    It's more my back than my knees
  • Alternative uses of __LINE__

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    Definitely not C#. Wrong syntax for main, wrong syntax for foreach (C# has foreach (var i in someCollection) and what even is this method call syntax with =? Edit: I dug around the website. It's D. I'm still confused about the method call syntax though. Usually, D uses parentheses like most other C-style languages. Must be some weird syntax where you can call methods like property setters which was useful for this particular code golf challenge.
  • Focus

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    Yeah there's been a lot of engagement on /r/vibebricklaying lately
  • the myth of the good tech giant

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    Are we debating whether we like or dislike the particular flavor of the chosen symbol for consumer activism? "Maybe if it was cornflower blue?"
  • GIT the Princess

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    Oh that might be the difficult part.
  • relatable

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    I’ve used Godot a bit for hobby projects and I like it. I have only experimented with 2D games but it is the simplicity and flexibility of the scene system that really sets it apart for me, so that should carry over to 3D I imagine. I used Unity in the past (half a decade ago) and compared to that Godot feels more coherent as concepts just fit together in a way they didn’t in Unity. Once you understand scenes and how they communicate you can get pretty far. To achieve the same in Unity I had to learn of and understand more concepts to make it work. This may however also be colored by the fact that my learning Unity and learning programming overlapped so I didn’t have as much background knowledge back then.
  • I'm new to using Ruby and this tickled me pink

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    That explains a lot about how GitHub works… or doesn’t.
  • New repos, high hopes, every time

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    All good! I do know of a good few projects like that and yes, simplicity is often a very good selling point
  • boolean yes

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    lol i was about to say that too. i think its dialog was: "Am I Boolean? True or false."
  • grug design

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    grug show design. many chief come. chief say: "make logo bigger." grug nod. grug ignore. grug protect user from chief Be more like grug.
  • I created the weirdest political compass

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    Sadly, as always, Lisp is put in parenthesis and doesn't show here
  • Uh...

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    I remember when the term was first coined and it meant something like “asking an llm to code and NOT attempting to validate, fix or correct the outputs yourself. Just keep prompting in natural language until it works.” It was supposed to be a joke - this sort of use hits a wall pretty quickly and illustrates how limited llms can be. The term has taken off and its meaning is now in flux. I did find it particularly amusing seeing all the LinkedIn lunatics start posting LLM written garbage about “integrating vibe coding Into your workflow” because they thought it was the new buzz word… and I guess they were right.
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    Fuck me, it’s atrocious. And obvious. Why are people engaging with this shit?!
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    jackbydev@programming.devJ
    I think you can just upload animated webps, I didn't do anything special.
  • Signing in on Microsoft

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    I think the login-redirect system is just broken for ADFS, it feels like it adds all the SSO-logout URLs for all systems you're logged into to the redirect queue when it times your session out. Which means you'll have to log in enough times to exhaust that queue before it finally reaches the actual system you're trying to log into. But that's just an assumption.
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  • Break Things !== Move Fast

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    Correct, we should move slowly and break things