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      imagine your mom using an llm to write an app...

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        no I just jizz in his mom and call it an app

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          no I just jizz in his mom and call it an app

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          Aw, look. It has no idea why the Fediverse is so quiet... No clue that it's just getting insta-blocked by every single passerby. That's so pitiful. Aww. 🤣

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            Police Squad Chainsaw Dildo

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              Remember when that chess champion accused that other chess champion of cheating? It's like that.

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                It’s using AI to ruin your codebase and build technical debt.

                I think it is very funny and fully support companies doing this to themselves.

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                  It's going to an llm and typing in the text box "make me an app that does X" then patting yourself on the back for "coding".

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                    Have you tried asking Copilot what it is?

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                      no I just jizz in his mom and call it an app

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                      Bruh, chill

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                        Vibecoding:

                        • go to chatgpt
                        • ask it to make an app
                        • ask it to fix errors (ad infinitum)
                        • ???
                        • sell app (optional)
                        • get sued and ruin your reputation (hopefully)
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                          It’s using AI to ruin your codebase and build technical debt.

                          I think it is very funny and fully support companies doing this to themselves.

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                          The Microsoft way. gestures at the last several patch Tuesdays

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                            Remember when that chess champion accused that other chess champion of cheating? It's like that.

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                            Unless you're insinuating that using AI to vibe code is like sticking a vibrating dildo up your own ass just to "win" (and then get accused of cheating), then no... it's not at all like that, lol

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                              I honestly thought vibe coding was a joke until someone posted a video about it and then realized people were serious.

                              It's basically the equivalent to your friend who has a brilliant idea for an app and just needs you to do the coding for it - without having any clue how IT actually works.

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                                Unless you're insinuating that using AI to vibe code is like sticking a vibrating dildo up your own ass just to "win" (and then get accused of cheating), then no... it's not at all like that, lol

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                                Uh...no. I'm saying it's like how you get into a 'zone' and seem to do magic (win) that others proceed to, yes, accuse you of cheating. How did you even come to that conclusion, buddy?

                                Vibrating dildo? Sheesh!

                                Lol

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                                  The Microsoft way. gestures at the last several patch Tuesdays

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                                  It were they that have been bragging that more than 50% of their code was written by AI, weren't?

                                  Anyway, that's counted by lines of code, not in number of mini-vans. They can still use a better statistic.

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                                    https://youtube.com/shorts/xBilK3gT5e0

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                                      Uh...no. I'm saying it's like how you get into a 'zone' and seem to do magic (win) that others proceed to, yes, accuse you of cheating. How did you even come to that conclusion, buddy?

                                      Vibrating dildo? Sheesh!

                                      Lol

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                                      The chess player who was accused of using a vibrating butt plug to cheat. Ffs.

                                      Vibe coding is literally like fucking yourself in the ass just to "win"

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                                        I think the most hilarious thing was their public Copilot demonstration working on the .NET source code. They basically showed the world that copilot isn't ready for serious work.

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                                          It's what in about 2 years, will allow hackers to drain your back accounts through an obvious security flaw in your banking app

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