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    imagine your mom using an llm to write an app...

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      no I just jizz in his mom and call it an app

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        no I just jizz in his mom and call it an app

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        Aw, look. It has no idea why the Fediverse is so quiet... No clue that it's just getting insta-blocked by every single passerby. That's so pitiful. Aww. 🤣

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          Police Squad Chainsaw Dildo

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            Remember when that chess champion accused that other chess champion of cheating? It's like that.

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              It’s using AI to ruin your codebase and build technical debt.

              I think it is very funny and fully support companies doing this to themselves.

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                It's going to an llm and typing in the text box "make me an app that does X" then patting yourself on the back for "coding".

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                  Have you tried asking Copilot what it is?

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                    no I just jizz in his mom and call it an app

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                    Bruh, chill

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                      Vibecoding:

                      • go to chatgpt
                      • ask it to make an app
                      • ask it to fix errors (ad infinitum)
                      • ???
                      • sell app (optional)
                      • get sued and ruin your reputation (hopefully)
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                        It’s using AI to ruin your codebase and build technical debt.

                        I think it is very funny and fully support companies doing this to themselves.

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                        The Microsoft way. gestures at the last several patch Tuesdays

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                          Remember when that chess champion accused that other chess champion of cheating? It's like that.

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                          Unless you're insinuating that using AI to vibe code is like sticking a vibrating dildo up your own ass just to "win" (and then get accused of cheating), then no... it's not at all like that, lol

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                            I honestly thought vibe coding was a joke until someone posted a video about it and then realized people were serious.

                            It's basically the equivalent to your friend who has a brilliant idea for an app and just needs you to do the coding for it - without having any clue how IT actually works.

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                              Unless you're insinuating that using AI to vibe code is like sticking a vibrating dildo up your own ass just to "win" (and then get accused of cheating), then no... it's not at all like that, lol

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                              Uh...no. I'm saying it's like how you get into a 'zone' and seem to do magic (win) that others proceed to, yes, accuse you of cheating. How did you even come to that conclusion, buddy?

                              Vibrating dildo? Sheesh!

                              Lol

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                                The Microsoft way. gestures at the last several patch Tuesdays

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                                It were they that have been bragging that more than 50% of their code was written by AI, weren't?

                                Anyway, that's counted by lines of code, not in number of mini-vans. They can still use a better statistic.

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                                  https://youtube.com/shorts/xBilK3gT5e0

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                                    Uh...no. I'm saying it's like how you get into a 'zone' and seem to do magic (win) that others proceed to, yes, accuse you of cheating. How did you even come to that conclusion, buddy?

                                    Vibrating dildo? Sheesh!

                                    Lol

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                                    The chess player who was accused of using a vibrating butt plug to cheat. Ffs.

                                    Vibe coding is literally like fucking yourself in the ass just to "win"

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                                      I think the most hilarious thing was their public Copilot demonstration working on the .NET source code. They basically showed the world that copilot isn't ready for serious work.

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                                        It's what in about 2 years, will allow hackers to drain your back accounts through an obvious security flaw in your banking app

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                                          Original definition: using AI to create a small bespoke kinda-crap-but-it-works apps or games for personal use. It's a shitty proto but it's interesting.

                                          (My reaction: ooo not my jam but that sounds neat I guess)

                                          Modern definition: it's a multi-quadrispillion dollar industry and it's the future according to some very important board members.

                                          (My reaction: ...capitalism ruins fucking everything)

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