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    It's going to an llm and typing in the text box "make me an app that does X" then patting yourself on the back for "coding".

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      Have you tried asking Copilot what it is?

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        no I just jizz in his mom and call it an app

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        Bruh, chill

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          Vibecoding:

          • go to chatgpt
          • ask it to make an app
          • ask it to fix errors (ad infinitum)
          • ???
          • sell app (optional)
          • get sued and ruin your reputation (hopefully)
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            It’s using AI to ruin your codebase and build technical debt.

            I think it is very funny and fully support companies doing this to themselves.

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            The Microsoft way. gestures at the last several patch Tuesdays

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              Remember when that chess champion accused that other chess champion of cheating? It's like that.

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              Unless you're insinuating that using AI to vibe code is like sticking a vibrating dildo up your own ass just to "win" (and then get accused of cheating), then no... it's not at all like that, lol

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                I honestly thought vibe coding was a joke until someone posted a video about it and then realized people were serious.

                It's basically the equivalent to your friend who has a brilliant idea for an app and just needs you to do the coding for it - without having any clue how IT actually works.

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                  Unless you're insinuating that using AI to vibe code is like sticking a vibrating dildo up your own ass just to "win" (and then get accused of cheating), then no... it's not at all like that, lol

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                  Uh...no. I'm saying it's like how you get into a 'zone' and seem to do magic (win) that others proceed to, yes, accuse you of cheating. How did you even come to that conclusion, buddy?

                  Vibrating dildo? Sheesh!

                  Lol

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                    The Microsoft way. gestures at the last several patch Tuesdays

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                    It were they that have been bragging that more than 50% of their code was written by AI, weren't?

                    Anyway, that's counted by lines of code, not in number of mini-vans. They can still use a better statistic.

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                      https://youtube.com/shorts/xBilK3gT5e0

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                        Uh...no. I'm saying it's like how you get into a 'zone' and seem to do magic (win) that others proceed to, yes, accuse you of cheating. How did you even come to that conclusion, buddy?

                        Vibrating dildo? Sheesh!

                        Lol

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                        The chess player who was accused of using a vibrating butt plug to cheat. Ffs.

                        Vibe coding is literally like fucking yourself in the ass just to "win"

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                          The Microsoft way. gestures at the last several patch Tuesdays

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                          I think the most hilarious thing was their public Copilot demonstration working on the .NET source code. They basically showed the world that copilot isn't ready for serious work.

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                            It's what in about 2 years, will allow hackers to drain your back accounts through an obvious security flaw in your banking app

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                              Original definition: using AI to create a small bespoke kinda-crap-but-it-works apps or games for personal use. It's a shitty proto but it's interesting.

                              (My reaction: ooo not my jam but that sounds neat I guess)

                              Modern definition: it's a multi-quadrispillion dollar industry and it's the future according to some very important board members.

                              (My reaction: ...capitalism ruins fucking everything)

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                                It's what in about 2 years, will allow hackers to drain your back accounts through an obvious security flaw in your banking app

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                                What if I told you that with our advanced security AI agent we can scan your code and .. Wait sorry, we just got hacked, nvm.

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                                  If you need a quick&dirty piece of code, you can generate it by firing some prompts into an LLM. You can get a decent result if you know what you are doing. It may not be production-ready, but often it's a good starting point. This is NOT vibe coding.

                                  Vibe coding is what people who don't know what they are doing do when they try the process above, and think it's production-ready.

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                                    What if I told you that with our advanced security AI agent we can scan your code and .. Wait sorry, we just got hacked, nvm.

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                                    "Our AI security reviews 20,000 configurations every hour. Your money is safer than - shit. Well, nevermind. There's no money left. Excuse me, I need to leave the country."

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                                      Vibecoding:

                                      • go to chatgpt
                                      • ask it to make an app
                                      • ask it to fix errors (ad infinitum)
                                      • ???
                                      • sell app (optional)
                                      • get sued and ruin your reputation (hopefully)
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                                      Largely accurate apart from special-purpose tools usually being employed instead of ChatGPT

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                                        It were they that have been bragging that more than 50% of their code was written by AI, weren't?

                                        Anyway, that's counted by lines of code, not in number of mini-vans. They can still use a better statistic.

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                                        are... you having a stroke? Blink twice if you need an ambo.

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                                          Oh is that what it is...

                                          * awkwardly zips up pants *

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