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  • the_picard_maneuver@lemmy.worldT [email protected]
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    I'm about to turn 40, it's all true

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      What is this, the medieval times?

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      It's internet, we have no time here. It's separate timeline.

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      • darkfuture@lemmy.worldD [email protected]

        I'm 40 and my body is literally falling apart and in an hour or so I'm going to my local urgent care for internal bleeding they're probably going to send me to the ER for.

        So yeah, these kids were pretty much spot on. No wrinkles though. So I've got that going for me.

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        ... name checks out... shit.

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          What if I wanna sit on the couch and eat pizza?

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          You do you bro, this message is for anybody or nobody

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          • the_picard_maneuver@lemmy.worldT [email protected]
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            CoTL followers be like

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              Just run of the mill internal bleeding. No big deal.

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              That's where blood is supposed to be

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                Urgent and "in an hour or so" - wait wat? You must be a fellow American. At least we got Freedom tho, right?

                Anyway I hope it doesn't turn out to be too serious.

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                Totally American.

                I've been put through the ringer by the American healthcare system enough already that I wait as long as possible before giving in and getting help. I've been bleeding for a few weeks. It's almost for sure an ulcer. Here's hoping they don't do what they've done in the past, which is mis-diagnose me or make me wait months to see the wrong specialist.

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                  Just run of the mill internal bleeding. No big deal.

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                  As long as the blood is on the inside I'm not seeing the problem?

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                    I think the problem is that one side is making a statement as an absolute, and the other one is making a statement which they quantify as "most".

                    One single occurrence disqualifies the person claiming the absolute.

                    "Most" would mean more than half, which may be a big ask but we don't know their entire experience, culture, environment, and all the other factors involved.

                    For the record, as a very fair skinned 53yo woman with blue eyes and blonde hair, I've spent my entire adult life hiding from the sun and wearing sun screen year round (I live in the Chicago area.) I regularly get mistaken for my early-mid 30s, and if I look really close I can see some fine crows feet when I smile. I dare say 10 years ago they'd have been hard to find lol.

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                    It's because elastin actually fades with time, use and sun exposure. The time and use parts are why smile lines, forehead wrinkles and crows feet are common. Many of us only notice our wrinkles after they are observable by others because we see our aging day to day.

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                    • the_picard_maneuver@lemmy.worldT [email protected]
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                      I’m in this picture. My hair went grey and I have a quad injury.

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                        Use it or lose it people. I’m over 40 and I’m quite fit and healthy. Do lots of walking, running, rock climbing, golf, and enjoying nature.

                        I’m in better health than my younger friends simply because I’m more active. See dudes in their 70’s climbing harder than me still and in great shape. You’ve just got to keep moving.

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                        Hearing people younger than me talk about how their bodies are falling apart is surreal. I do basically the bare minimum in terms of nutrition, exercise a bit daily, and I feel basically the same as I did in my 20s. Maybe better even because I'm not underweight.

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                          Tbf when I was 8-9 years old I thought that 14 year olds were fully grown adults.

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                            I've abused my body so much with drugs and alcohol and crowd surfing at concerts and late night dance parties and raves and vaping and smoking before that (actually quit for seven years; starting again was the biggest mistake of my life) and junk food and fast food. Even now that I have a pretty healthy diet and we like to go hiking, I know how much I've taken from my future. I don't expect to live much past seventy, and maybe not even that. But then again, I was sure I wouldn't reach 25 and that came and went.

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                              I've abused my body so much with drugs and alcohol and crowd surfing at concerts and late night dance parties and raves and vaping and smoking before that (actually quit for seven years; starting again was the biggest mistake of my life) and junk food and fast food. Even now that I have a pretty healthy diet and we like to go hiking, I know how much I've taken from my future. I don't expect to live much past seventy, and maybe not even that. But then again, I was sure I wouldn't reach 25 and that came and went.

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                              You sound like the type of bastard that lives to be a hundred.

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                                I'm about to turn 40, it's all true

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                                Just wait until 40. It's like going down a step with your eyes closed without knowing the step is coming. Very jarring and painful.

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                                  Yeah, the kids under ten that are in my life know how old their parents are, and can make reasonable assessments of the age of other adults from that. They would never think someone who is 40 looks more like someone who is in their 60s or 70s.

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                                  After reading the newer comments I don't know what to think. Maybe this changes based upon the country one finds one self in?

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                                    Totally American.

                                    I've been put through the ringer by the American healthcare system enough already that I wait as long as possible before giving in and getting help. I've been bleeding for a few weeks. It's almost for sure an ulcer. Here's hoping they don't do what they've done in the past, which is mis-diagnose me or make me wait months to see the wrong specialist.

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                                    Peptic ulcer is one of the floors of hell that has no end or exits. Got one at 22 years old; best friends still at 47. The magic words to your a primary care Dr is "request an upper endoscopy" and "referral to gastroenterologist".

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                                      Aging sucks. I think with the tremendous computing resources presently wasted on vapid AI slop and endless fart videos, we could instead use it for anti-aging research.

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                                        Tbf when I was 8-9 years old I thought that 14 year olds were fully grown adults.

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                                        This but it just keeps on going.
                                        8? 15 = adult
                                        15? 25 = adult
                                        25? 35 = adult
                                        I have income, a job, a car, a place to live. I dont feel like an adult yet.

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                                          This but it just keeps on going.
                                          8? 15 = adult
                                          15? 25 = adult
                                          25? 35 = adult
                                          I have income, a job, a car, a place to live. I dont feel like an adult yet.

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                                          35? 45 = adult
                                          over 40? I am supposed to be an adult? That doesn't sound right.

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