How much flow and volume from urination do you need to levitate your whole body for two seconds off the floor?

[ultragigagigantic@lemmy.ml]

Fuck yeah science

[ininewcrow@lemmy.ca]

Beautiful, I was waiting for an engineer to do the calculations .... so in layman's terms, clench your urethra, push your bladder as hard as unhumanly as possible and hope to everything that is holy that your entire urinary tract doesn't explode before your urine leaves your body.

[chuckleslord@lemmy.world]

It's not a question of if your urinary tract will explode, but where.

[ininewcrow@lemmy.ca]

I guess we'll have to keep experimenting to determine which parts need the reinforcing in order to achieve our goal of two second levitation

[crackhappy@lemmy.world]

frantically starts drinking heavy water

[iamanurd@midwest.social]

According to one of my favorite shorts of all time, the answer is “I don’t know”

[bradorsomething@ttrpg.network]

I remember learning a bladder begins to spasm at 600mL, so we could actually use this spastic pressure to help us levitate. In this paper, I propose…

[bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de]

I implemented a realistic physics simulation that answers this question for Diarrhea.

[zoop@beehaw.org]

This was exactly what I thought of when I saw the post! I'm glad you saw this and shared your work here. It's awesome and it makes me so happy.

[zoop@beehaw.org]

What a fun way to find out my bladder capacity is around three times the average at least. Connective tissue disorders are whack. Now I've just gotta work on the other factors so I can piss-levitate longer than everyone else! I'll be unstoppable!!

[tempermentalanomaly@lemmy.world]

we can rebuild him we have the technology

[scipitie@lemmy.dbzer0.com]

But reinforcement makes you heavier and you're back to the drawing board!

It might be easier to first chop arms and legs off to save the excess weigh.lt.

[tetris11@lemmy.ml]

wow I just checked out the source, and as a physicist I can verify that some of those fluid dynamic models you implemented are very cutting edge

[etterra@discuss.online]

Enough that your abdomen would likely explode from the pressure. Which would make some percentage of your body fly, technically.

[skybreakerengineer@lemmy.world]

For reference, 3 km/s is approximately Mach 10

[etterra@discuss.online]

"realistic" lol

[ininewcrow@lemmy.ca]

Beautiful .... bookmarked and saved ... my personal best so far is 1023 m