Go to wikihow and press on "random article". That is what you die doing. How do you die?
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https://www.wikihow.com/Main-Page
Direct link to the random button: https://wikihow.com/Special:RandomizerSo there I was Filing Adverse Possession in Texas, when suddenly the fountain pen (an OMAS Limited Edition) slipped and I stabbed myself in an artery, bleeding myself to death
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"How to Clean Leather Sandals"
I don't own leather sandals and am not sure I know anyone who does, so that is very unlikely any time soon.
Oh hey, I was wondering, could you clean my sandals for me please? I stepped into something bad at that industrial plant over there, so be careful
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It's the Rabbit of Caerbannog! -
I guess that house wasn't abandoned
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https://www.wikihow.com/Main-Page
Direct link to the random button: https://wikihow.com/Special:RandomizerHow to get prescribed Xanax
Seems legit
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https://www.wikihow.com/Main-Page
Direct link to the random button: https://wikihow.com/Special:RandomizerHow to Cure Fungus on Aquarium Fish
Am I going to be patient zero for an IRL Last of Us?
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https://www.wikihow.com/Main-Page
Direct link to the random button: https://wikihow.com/Special:Randomizerhttps://www.wikihow.com/Boil-Sweet-Potatoes
I think I might be going on a quest in middle earth..
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https://www.wikihow.com/Main-Page
Direct link to the random button: https://wikihow.com/Special:Randomizer
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https://www.wikihow.com/Main-Page
Direct link to the random button: https://wikihow.com/Special:RandomizerImma be pushed in a water heater
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https://www.wikihow.com/Main-Page
Direct link to the random button: https://wikihow.com/Special:RandomizerI die changing a CV axle.
How did they know I own a Subaru?
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https://www.wikihow.com/Main-Page
Direct link to the random button: https://wikihow.com/Special:Randomizerhttps://www.wikihow.com/Become-a-Shein-Ambassador
Surely, I just get so hopped up on my own farts from being an influencer, I start living the 'high life' and piss someone off to the point where they'll send a hit on me where they succeed and my public downward spiral ends up on CoffeehouseCrime YT as a case.
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https://www.wikihow.com/Main-Page
Direct link to the random button: https://wikihow.com/Special:Randomizer"How to put a collar on a cat" yeah that tracks honestly
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Is that link rigged...? This is what I got:
You must be a crewman on the Sargossa
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https://www.wikihow.com/Main-Page
Direct link to the random button: https://wikihow.com/Special:Randomizerhttps://www.wikihow.com/Transfer-Money-from-Wisely-Card-to-Bank-Account
I get domed by some credit company for trying to leave their no name service
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https://www.wikihow.com/Main-Page
Direct link to the random button: https://wikihow.com/Special:RandomizerGiving a bullshit reason for breaking up with my partner (guess i need to start dating again to fulfill my destiny)
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https://www.wikihow.com/Main-Page
Direct link to the random button: https://wikihow.com/Special:RandomizerHow to get rid of ulcer pain... In this healthcare system, probably
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https://www.wikihow.com/Main-Page
Direct link to the random button: https://wikihow.com/Special:RandomizerCreating the right character in Skyrim ... given my history of creating immaculate Fallout characters, this seems plausible.
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Is that link rigged...? This is what I got:
I got "How to remove a urinary catheter"
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https://www.wikihow.com/Main-Page
Direct link to the random button: https://wikihow.com/Special:RandomizerHow to run away from an abusive home.
I was already planning to run away from an abusive home.
This is horrifying
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https://www.wikihow.com/Main-Page
Direct link to the random button: https://wikihow.com/Special:RandomizerI managed to get this: How to Fire a Gun.
So it's at least plausible.
