NOOOOOOO
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Nothing is more haunting than the sound of introspection while pooping.
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Bathrooms have privacy locks, not security locks. They can be opened from the outside if someone tries, and my kids have little fingers that can open the latch from outside without any additional equipment.
You have that at home? We just have a normal door with a normal lock.
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Plan b: Can you still reach the bottle of shampoo?
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Hope you got a bottle of Dr. Bronners in there.
Moral ABCs never disappoint.
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People who use their phone on the toilet are gross to me. I put in wireless earbuds and listen to a podcast. Preferably one without ads so I don’t have to touch them until after I’ve washed my hands.
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On average, it takes most mammals, including humans, about 12 seconds to have a bowel movement.
Why tf are you having to pass time?
I guess I'm above average!
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Plan b: Can you still reach the bottle of shampoo?
i love reading random shampoo bottles
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People who use their phone on the toilet are gross to me. I put in wireless earbuds and listen to a podcast. Preferably one without ads so I don’t have to touch them until after I’ve washed my hands.
Non-dominant hand has entered the game.
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That's why I keep a book by the toilet.
I have one of the old Ripley's Believe It or Not books by mine. It's wild how many things in there that amazed people back in the day aren't really that amazing or unbelievable anymore. The internet has made the world a pretty jaded place.
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It goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes
I miss them so much
