NOOOOOOO
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Is it that bad? Just being in the presence of poop? If that’s the case we should change shirts and pants after a poop.
I wipe with the help of my hands but never my phone so it makes sense to wash my hands.
Back in my pocket it goes when I’m done, then I wipe and wash hands.
I also wash the toilet seat, flush handle and taps after using the bathroom. /s
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Hope you got a bottle of Dr. Bronners in there.
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We know we need fibre now. If it’s taking you more than 20 seconds to shit you’re gonna die early.
What if I start pooping in 20 seconds and just shit so much it takes 10 minutes to stop?
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If you sit on a toilet, take a shit and use your phone at the same time, and then only wash your hands...
Your phone likely now has bacteria from your butt on it.
If you now touch your phone after washing your hands, without washing/cleaning the phone screen... your hands now have your butt's bacteria back on them again, negating much of the point of washing your hands.
Germ theory does not stop existing and being correct because a smartphone is involved.
wrote on last edited by [email protected]Dude, even if you don't take your phone out of your pocket it could get shit on it. In fact, there is never a time when whatever you're touching or putting in your mouth is totally, 100% poop free unless it's fresh out of sterilization. Everything has shit on it.
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What if I start pooping in 20 seconds and just shit so much it takes 10 minutes to stop?
Relentlessly shitting for ten minutes lol
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What if I start pooping in 20 seconds and just shit so much it takes 10 minutes to stop?
20 seconds is the full duration. 1-2s to start.
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People who use their phone while on the toilet are disgusting af
Usually you put your phone away before wiping. And the real Gs use a bidet / ass squirter thingy anyways.
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Nothing is more haunting than the sound of introspection while pooping.
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Bathrooms have privacy locks, not security locks. They can be opened from the outside if someone tries, and my kids have little fingers that can open the latch from outside without any additional equipment.
You have that at home? We just have a normal door with a normal lock.
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Plan b: Can you still reach the bottle of shampoo?
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Hope you got a bottle of Dr. Bronners in there.
Moral ABCs never disappoint.
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People who use their phone on the toilet are gross to me. I put in wireless earbuds and listen to a podcast. Preferably one without ads so I don’t have to touch them until after I’ve washed my hands.
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On average, it takes most mammals, including humans, about 12 seconds to have a bowel movement.
Why tf are you having to pass time?
I guess I'm above average!
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Plan b: Can you still reach the bottle of shampoo?
i love reading random shampoo bottles
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People who use their phone on the toilet are gross to me. I put in wireless earbuds and listen to a podcast. Preferably one without ads so I don’t have to touch them until after I’ve washed my hands.
Non-dominant hand has entered the game.
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That's why I keep a book by the toilet.
I have one of the old Ripley's Believe It or Not books by mine. It's wild how many things in there that amazed people back in the day aren't really that amazing or unbelievable anymore. The internet has made the world a pretty jaded place.
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It goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes
I miss them so much
