Skip to content
  • Categories
  • Recent
  • Tags
  • Popular
  • World
  • Users
  • Groups
Skins
  • Light
  • Cerulean
  • Cosmo
  • Flatly
  • Journal
  • Litera
  • Lumen
  • Lux
  • Materia
  • Minty
  • Morph
  • Pulse
  • Sandstone
  • Simplex
  • Sketchy
  • Spacelab
  • United
  • Yeti
  • Zephyr
  • Dark
  • Cyborg
  • Darkly
  • Quartz
  • Slate
  • Solar
  • Superhero
  • Vapor

  • Default (No Skin)
  • No Skin
Collapse
Brand Logo

agnos.is Forums

  1. Home
  2. Lemmy Shitpost
  3. They even got their own island🤦

They even got their own island🤦

Scheduled Pinned Locked Moved Lemmy Shitpost
lemmyshitpost
133 Posts 76 Posters 0 Views
  • Oldest to Newest
  • Newest to Oldest
  • Most Votes
Reply
  • Reply as topic
Log in to reply
This topic has been deleted. Only users with topic management privileges can see it.
  • B [email protected]

    Not really, because guys that age are 100% INVISIBLE to females. All you got is zits and a curfew, which you can't even violate because neither you, nor any of your friends have a driver's license.

    S This user is from outside of this forum
    S This user is from outside of this forum
    [email protected]
    wrote last edited by
    #26

    Being over 21 really did get me in good with a lot of girls who were 19-20.

    heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.worldH 1 Reply Last reply
    0
    • C [email protected]

      This is what wars are for. Young men slaughter each other while old men bang the young women.

      M This user is from outside of this forum
      M This user is from outside of this forum
      [email protected]
      wrote last edited by
      #27

      I thought wars were for oil?

      C 1 Reply Last reply
      7
      • K [email protected]
        This post did not contain any content.
        zozano@aussie.zoneZ This user is from outside of this forum
        zozano@aussie.zoneZ This user is from outside of this forum
        [email protected]
        wrote last edited by
        #28

        Ah, yes... Pedos... Known for waiting until OP turns 13 so they can ethically swoop in and steal their girl.

        aceshigh@lemmy.worldA 1 Reply Last reply
        3
        • M [email protected]

          I thought wars were for oil?

          C This user is from outside of this forum
          C This user is from outside of this forum
          [email protected]
          wrote last edited by
          #29

          Wars seem to predate oil by ... a few thousand years.

          heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.worldH 1 Reply Last reply
          6
          • M [email protected]

            Yeah in my high school, a girl I knew got into serious trouble for trying to bring her 25 year old boyfriend to junior prom, when she was 16. 😩 For some reason, the district allowed it. 😭😭

            U This user is from outside of this forum
            U This user is from outside of this forum
            [email protected]
            wrote last edited by
            #30

            Cause the men in charge could relate

            1 Reply Last reply
            3
            • zozano@aussie.zoneZ [email protected]

              Ah, yes... Pedos... Known for waiting until OP turns 13 so they can ethically swoop in and steal their girl.

              aceshigh@lemmy.worldA This user is from outside of this forum
              aceshigh@lemmy.worldA This user is from outside of this forum
              [email protected]
              wrote last edited by
              #31

              Cus 12 is waay too young… but not 13 /s

              H 1 Reply Last reply
              1
              • B [email protected]

                Yeah but they've got the market cornered on Catholic priests, that's gotta count for something.

                fenririii@lemmy.worldF This user is from outside of this forum
                fenririii@lemmy.worldF This user is from outside of this forum
                [email protected]
                wrote last edited by
                #32

                We can't count it because they don't report it.

                1 Reply Last reply
                1
                • _ [email protected]

                  When I was a kid, in 7th grade science, I overheard a boy asking a girl out. She rejected him, he wasn't her type. He asked what her type was, she mentioned a guy she was seeing, and casually mentioned he was 22. At the time, I was thinking this poor kid was woefully outmatched and would never have a chance. A few years later, it dawned on me just how fucked up that whole situation was.

                  O This user is from outside of this forum
                  O This user is from outside of this forum
                  [email protected]
                  wrote last edited by
                  #33

                  I saw that kind of thing too. I figured those girls were probably dating the popular guys our age. A while later I found out that not even those guys were dating them. It was the 20 to 30 somethings.

                  1 Reply Last reply
                  2
                  • K [email protected]
                    This post did not contain any content.
                    mojofrododojo@lemmy.worldM This user is from outside of this forum
                    mojofrododojo@lemmy.worldM This user is from outside of this forum
                    [email protected]
                    wrote last edited by
                    #34

                    competing with grown men

                    competing with grown conservatives. the list is almost to 1500 examples.

                    B 1 Reply Last reply
                    8
                    • mojofrododojo@lemmy.worldM [email protected]

                      competing with grown men

                      competing with grown conservatives. the list is almost to 1500 examples.

                      B This user is from outside of this forum
                      B This user is from outside of this forum
                      [email protected]
                      wrote last edited by
                      #35

                      Question: Oh, you think conservatives are pedophiles? Give me 1,500 examples.

                      Answer: (your comment)

                      mojofrododojo@lemmy.worldM 1 Reply Last reply
                      7
                      • K [email protected]
                        This post did not contain any content.
                        carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zoneC This user is from outside of this forum
                        carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zoneC This user is from outside of this forum
                        [email protected]
                        wrote last edited by
                        #36

                        being a girl is scary cuz the moment you turn 13, creepy men are ogling at you

                        A H 2 Replies Last reply
                        13
                        • T [email protected]

                          One thing I HATE about military bases. All the E1 soldiers wandering the local high schools looking for girls. Was really sickening

                          B This user is from outside of this forum
                          B This user is from outside of this forum
                          [email protected]
                          wrote last edited by
                          #37

                          Bro it was such a shit show when I was growing up.

                          Just military bros spending their entire military paycheck on a mustang and picking up high school girls.

                          Still remember my friend crying/begging for help because military bro didn't get sex and wanted to beat her up. And this dirtbag was going to get shipped with a rifle to some brown country.

                          1 Reply Last reply
                          1
                          • zakobjoa@lemmy.worldZ [email protected]

                            When I was 14 I got turned down by a friend who proceeded to date a 27 year old man.

                            B This user is from outside of this forum
                            B This user is from outside of this forum
                            [email protected]
                            wrote last edited by
                            #38

                            My wife's sister dated a guy in his 30s when she was 19.

                            So much trauma for a decade.

                            deviantovary@reddthat.comD 1 Reply Last reply
                            0
                            • carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zoneC [email protected]

                              being a girl is scary cuz the moment you turn 13, creepy men are ogling at you

                              A This user is from outside of this forum
                              A This user is from outside of this forum
                              [email protected]
                              wrote last edited by
                              #39

                              Oh honey, the creeps are sadly ogling you well before 13... Learn to stab.

                              A S K F 4 Replies Last reply
                              11
                              • missjinx@lemmy.worldM [email protected]

                                The thing about 13yo guys ia that you are on the beggining of your puberty process and most boys are ugly and awkward

                                N This user is from outside of this forum
                                N This user is from outside of this forum
                                [email protected]
                                wrote last edited by
                                #40

                                So, what, 13 year old girls (children) should be pursuing adult men? The fuck are you getting at here?

                                1 Reply Last reply
                                2
                                • A [email protected]

                                  Oh honey, the creeps are sadly ogling you well before 13... Learn to stab.

                                  A This user is from outside of this forum
                                  A This user is from outside of this forum
                                  [email protected]
                                  wrote last edited by
                                  #41

                                  1 Reply Last reply
                                  9
                                  • B [email protected]

                                    Not really, because guys that age are 100% INVISIBLE to females. All you got is zits and a curfew, which you can't even violate because neither you, nor any of your friends have a driver's license.

                                    N This user is from outside of this forum
                                    N This user is from outside of this forum
                                    [email protected]
                                    wrote last edited by
                                    #42

                                    ā€œGuysā€ and ā€œfemales.ā€

                                    Zits and curfew aren’t why girls weren't into you then and it’s not why women aren’t interested in you now, incel boy.

                                    G 1 Reply Last reply
                                    3
                                    • captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.worksC [email protected]

                                      Love doesn't exist. Only greed and lust.

                                      N This user is from outside of this forum
                                      N This user is from outside of this forum
                                      [email protected]
                                      wrote last edited by
                                      #43

                                      Well, with that attitude…

                                      captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.worksC 1 Reply Last reply
                                      0
                                      • B [email protected]

                                        Question: Oh, you think conservatives are pedophiles? Give me 1,500 examples.

                                        Answer: (your comment)

                                        mojofrododojo@lemmy.worldM This user is from outside of this forum
                                        mojofrododojo@lemmy.worldM This user is from outside of this forum
                                        [email protected]
                                        wrote last edited by
                                        #44

                                        1 Reply Last reply
                                        5
                                        • K [email protected]
                                          This post did not contain any content.
                                          R This user is from outside of this forum
                                          R This user is from outside of this forum
                                          [email protected]
                                          wrote last edited by
                                          #45

                                          I met a guy when I was that age, adult but not old. Friends, hung out with other people. The minute I turned 16 he asked me out. I declined and it was no big deal but who does that?

                                          1 Reply Last reply
                                          1
                                          Reply
                                          • Reply as topic
                                          Log in to reply
                                          • Oldest to Newest
                                          • Newest to Oldest
                                          • Most Votes


                                          • Login

                                          • Login or register to search.
                                          • First post
                                            Last post
                                          0
                                          • Categories
                                          • Recent
                                          • Tags
                                          • Popular
                                          • World
                                          • Users
                                          • Groups