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They even got their own island🤦

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    thought i needed a car to get a date. married a date with a car.

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    How'd you'd get the fruit to talk back to you?

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      How'd you'd get the fruit to talk back to you?

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      Revved the engine, duh

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        The thing about 13yo guys ia that you are on the beggining of your puberty process and most boys are ugly and awkward

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        How many 13 year old guys are you trying to date? You been to a private island in the last 10 years or so?

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          Not really, because guys that age are 100% INVISIBLE to females. All you got is zits and a curfew, which you can't even violate because neither you, nor any of your friends have a driver's license.

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            Not really, because guys that age are 100% INVISIBLE to females. All you got is zits and a curfew, which you can't even violate because neither you, nor any of your friends have a driver's license.

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            Wait it's only about what you can do for them and give to them, your material usefulness? What about youthful vigor? Doesn't that count for more, way more, than a driver's license, spending money and social status? What about love and shit?

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              Wait it's only about what you can do for them and give to them, your material usefulness? What about youthful vigor? Doesn't that count for more, way more, than a driver's license, spending money and social status? What about love and shit?

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              Love doesn't exist. Only greed and lust.

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                Don't hang around so many republicans and the competition would thin out.

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                  Love doesn't exist. Only greed and lust.

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                  Well fuck that then

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                    One thing I HATE about military bases. All the E1 soldiers wandering the local high schools looking for girls. Was really sickening

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                      I remember that sort of shit. The girl I knew got divorced so many times after that.

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                      Yeah in my high school, a girl I knew got into serious trouble for trying to bring her 25 year old boyfriend to junior prom, when she was 16. 😩 For some reason, the district allowed it. 😭😭

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                        Not really, because guys that age are 100% INVISIBLE to females. All you got is zits and a curfew, which you can't even violate because neither you, nor any of your friends have a driver's license.

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                        guys

                        😎

                        females

                        🙄

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                        • missjinx@lemmy.worldM [email protected]

                          The thing about 13yo guys ia that you are on the beggining of your puberty process and most boys are ugly and awkward

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                          I can earnestly say that, as a former 13-year-old boy myself, none of the other girls my age really compared me to George Clooney. All of us were ugly and awkward at that age, and if you think otherwise, I might grow a little leery of your intentions.

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                            This is actually a destabilizing piece of society. Younger men become disaffected when older men, who are better partners, pick up much younger women (I am talking only about adults.). Younger women are then competing with older women for more established men, which can destroy families.

                            Largely, we have fetishized youth so much that this isn't something that will correct itself. I suppose the standards of beauty can change again, as they always do, but for now we are stuck with a real problem.

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                              This is actually a destabilizing piece of society. Younger men become disaffected when older men, who are better partners, pick up much younger women (I am talking only about adults.). Younger women are then competing with older women for more established men, which can destroy families.

                              Largely, we have fetishized youth so much that this isn't something that will correct itself. I suppose the standards of beauty can change again, as they always do, but for now we are stuck with a real problem.

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                              This is what wars are for. Young men slaughter each other while old men bang the young women.

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                                Members of Congress, clergymen, the fucking PRESIDENT. What's a boy to do!?

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                                  I was hanging out with this girl my age in high school a lot, we were both 17, I thought it was going well, then some full grown adult said she was pretty at Walmart and I had to move on with my life.

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                                    When I was a kid, in 7th grade science, I overheard a boy asking a girl out. She rejected him, he wasn't her type. He asked what her type was, she mentioned a guy she was seeing, and casually mentioned he was 22. At the time, I was thinking this poor kid was woefully outmatched and would never have a chance. A few years later, it dawned on me just how fucked up that whole situation was.

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                                    Hey, we're name siblings!

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                                      Not really, because guys that age are 100% INVISIBLE to females. All you got is zits and a curfew, which you can't even violate because neither you, nor any of your friends have a driver's license.

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                                      Being over 21 really did get me in good with a lot of girls who were 19-20.

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                                        This is what wars are for. Young men slaughter each other while old men bang the young women.

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                                        I thought wars were for oil?

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                                          Ah, yes... Pedos... Known for waiting until OP turns 13 so they can ethically swoop in and steal their girl.

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