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They even got their own island🤦

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  • captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.worksC [email protected]

    Love doesn't exist. Only greed and lust.

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    Well fuck that then

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      One thing I HATE about military bases. All the E1 soldiers wandering the local high schools looking for girls. Was really sickening

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        I remember that sort of shit. The girl I knew got divorced so many times after that.

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        Yeah in my high school, a girl I knew got into serious trouble for trying to bring her 25 year old boyfriend to junior prom, when she was 16. 😩 For some reason, the district allowed it. 😭😭

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          Not really, because guys that age are 100% INVISIBLE to females. All you got is zits and a curfew, which you can't even violate because neither you, nor any of your friends have a driver's license.

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          guys

          😎

          females

          🙄

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          • missjinx@lemmy.worldM [email protected]

            The thing about 13yo guys ia that you are on the beggining of your puberty process and most boys are ugly and awkward

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            I can earnestly say that, as a former 13-year-old boy myself, none of the other girls my age really compared me to George Clooney. All of us were ugly and awkward at that age, and if you think otherwise, I might grow a little leery of your intentions.

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              This is actually a destabilizing piece of society. Younger men become disaffected when older men, who are better partners, pick up much younger women (I am talking only about adults.). Younger women are then competing with older women for more established men, which can destroy families.

              Largely, we have fetishized youth so much that this isn't something that will correct itself. I suppose the standards of beauty can change again, as they always do, but for now we are stuck with a real problem.

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                This is actually a destabilizing piece of society. Younger men become disaffected when older men, who are better partners, pick up much younger women (I am talking only about adults.). Younger women are then competing with older women for more established men, which can destroy families.

                Largely, we have fetishized youth so much that this isn't something that will correct itself. I suppose the standards of beauty can change again, as they always do, but for now we are stuck with a real problem.

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                This is what wars are for. Young men slaughter each other while old men bang the young women.

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                  Members of Congress, clergymen, the fucking PRESIDENT. What's a boy to do!?

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                    I was hanging out with this girl my age in high school a lot, we were both 17, I thought it was going well, then some full grown adult said she was pretty at Walmart and I had to move on with my life.

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                      When I was a kid, in 7th grade science, I overheard a boy asking a girl out. She rejected him, he wasn't her type. He asked what her type was, she mentioned a guy she was seeing, and casually mentioned he was 22. At the time, I was thinking this poor kid was woefully outmatched and would never have a chance. A few years later, it dawned on me just how fucked up that whole situation was.

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                      Hey, we're name siblings!

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                        Not really, because guys that age are 100% INVISIBLE to females. All you got is zits and a curfew, which you can't even violate because neither you, nor any of your friends have a driver's license.

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                        Being over 21 really did get me in good with a lot of girls who were 19-20.

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                          This is what wars are for. Young men slaughter each other while old men bang the young women.

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                          I thought wars were for oil?

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                            Ah, yes... Pedos... Known for waiting until OP turns 13 so they can ethically swoop in and steal their girl.

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                              I thought wars were for oil?

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                              Wars seem to predate oil by ... a few thousand years.

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                                Yeah in my high school, a girl I knew got into serious trouble for trying to bring her 25 year old boyfriend to junior prom, when she was 16. 😩 For some reason, the district allowed it. 😭😭

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                                Cause the men in charge could relate

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                                  Ah, yes... Pedos... Known for waiting until OP turns 13 so they can ethically swoop in and steal their girl.

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                                  Cus 12 is waay too young… but not 13 /s

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                                    Yeah but they've got the market cornered on Catholic priests, that's gotta count for something.

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                                    We can't count it because they don't report it.

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                                      When I was a kid, in 7th grade science, I overheard a boy asking a girl out. She rejected him, he wasn't her type. He asked what her type was, she mentioned a guy she was seeing, and casually mentioned he was 22. At the time, I was thinking this poor kid was woefully outmatched and would never have a chance. A few years later, it dawned on me just how fucked up that whole situation was.

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                                      I saw that kind of thing too. I figured those girls were probably dating the popular guys our age. A while later I found out that not even those guys were dating them. It was the 20 to 30 somethings.

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                                        competing with grown men

                                        competing with grown conservatives. the list is almost to 1500 examples.

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                                        • mojofrododojo@lemmy.worldM [email protected]

                                          competing with grown men

                                          competing with grown conservatives. the list is almost to 1500 examples.

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                                          Question: Oh, you think conservatives are pedophiles? Give me 1,500 examples.

                                          Answer: (your comment)

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