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  • rhythmisaprancer@moist.catsweat.comR [email protected]

    After reading the newer comments I don't know what to think. Maybe this changes based upon the country one finds one self in?

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    Yeah kids are often off, by a good amount, but I haven't really seen one multiple decades out of whack with reality. Maybe toddlers, but these kids are 7. Now they probably would say 40 is old, but wouldn't ascribe attributes to a 40 year old they see in actual elderly people.

    Might be the country, but I am in the US, and we are supposed to be stupid, especially the current generation of brain rotten children, so I don't know.

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      Ok. All that just to tell you I'm 29, and get asked occasionally what grade I'm in. I'd know. I can already see all the anti-aging interventions, but I feel like I missed out on something permanently. Like nothing can make up for that fact.

      And that is why I'm going to compensate by being a glorious warrior. I have nothing else left.

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      Knew a fellow who had a similar look. He'd go into the bars and hand the hottest woman there a $20 and ask her to buy the drinks because he was afraid of getting carded. Most of the time they enjoyed the idea of corrupting an innocent and paid for his drinks.

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      • P [email protected]

        This but it just keeps on going.
        8? 15 = adult
        15? 25 = adult
        25? 35 = adult
        I have income, a job, a car, a place to live. I dont feel like an adult yet.

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        Heard an interview one. The man said that at 20 he could imagine being 40, and at 40 he could imagine being 80. He was 67 at the time...

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        • H [email protected]

          Fear mongering nonsense. Did anyone feel that way when infant mortality went way down?

          You'll have other people the same "old" as you to hang out with. Many people say they "feel 25" inside, well guess what, now we can make your body align with that.

          We already have "anti-aging" compared to how people aged, say, two hundred or two thousand years ago.

          Besides, "immortality" is an absolute, you can always choose to unalive yourself if you feel so strongly about Pokemon Platinum. No Greek-style tragedy of the "immortal" who can't kill themselves.

          Seems to me there is a lot more in life that can be enjoyed with a few extra centuries.

          Or even better, a Logan's Run style of extended youth for your "allotted" four score and ten, then poof! Carousel. No aging, no senescence, no frailty, sickness, disease, waning sense and shrinking brains, just extended 20-something for 60 years, then ZAAP!

          I'll take that over the meandering aging nonsense of how I'm supposed to revel in my aging carcass.

          PS: There is no soul. Just complex patterns in a vat of neurons.

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          Tell that to my knees

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            Knew a fellow who had a similar look. He'd go into the bars and hand the hottest woman there a $20 and ask her to buy the drinks because he was afraid of getting carded. Most of the time they enjoyed the idea of corrupting an innocent and paid for his drinks.

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            Priceless. I can drink a certain hard drink casually...Thank you for giving me ideas

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            • the_picard_maneuver@lemmy.worldT [email protected]
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              Me, over 50 💀

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                I'd rather be isolated than dead.

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                Depends. Will I still have my glasses, now that I have time to read all the books in the library?

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                • W [email protected]

                  Priceless. I can drink a certain hard drink casually...Thank you for giving me ideas

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                  To be fair, my buddy has been doing this for a while. Baby steps.

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                  • blackmist@feddit.ukB [email protected]

                    You become an adult when you hear someone telling their kids to behave or "that mister" will tell them off.

                    You look around. There's nobody else. You have become The Mister. The stranger based punishment of exasperated mothers everywhere. You are now an adult.

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                    Nothing quite prepared me for the first time I had a doctor who was younger than me.

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                    • W [email protected]

                      Not saying I'd rather be dead (oftentimes I would), but there's some things money, time, and success can't fix. Like for example: if you fuck a goat, you are a goat fucker for life.

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                      Whose life though? If all people are dead who knew about the goat fucking, then you might lose that „title“. 😉

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                        Aging sucks. I think with the tremendous computing resources presently wasted on vapid AI slop and endless fart videos, we could instead use it for anti-aging research.

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                        anti-aging research.

                        I mean, there's plenty of anti aging research going on. It's just that aging isn't any one thing. At the genetic level, telomeres are getting shorter and mutations are accelerating. In cells, certain metabolic waste products accumulate, and the cells experience increased oxidative stress.

                        At the tissue level, you see blood vessels stiffening up, accumulating calcium deposits in the vessel walls themselves, and arterial plague within the vessels. Conversely, bones lose strength and lose calcium, and muscles and joints and tendons and ligaments deteriorate in strength and range of motion. Skin loses elasticity. Plaques and other abnormalities form in the brain and throughout the nervous system. The endocrine system undergoes changes as the hormonal balance of people changes in late adulthood (most notably menopause in women).

                        Each of these effects of aging is being investigated, researched, and potentially treated. Dermatologists can make old skin look younger, or at least slow down the rate of apparent aging. There are pills that give 60 year old men the boners of a 20 year old. Some hormone therapies reverse some of the age-related decline in particular hormone levels. Each treatment treats its own thing, reversing or stalling one tiny aspect of aging.

                        And they're continuing to work on it. There's plenty of research being done, with lots and lots of funding behind it.

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                          I concur doctor..

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                            Whose life though? If all people are dead who knew about the goat fucking, then you might lose that „title“. 😉

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                            Plus if you get dementia. But there would have to be always a trace, right?

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                              I'm 50 and I will do literally anything to not climb any stairs. My knee just doesn't wanna.

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                                Your username is intriguing

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                                  That guy really is obnoxiously beautiful.

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                                    anti-aging research.

                                    I mean, there's plenty of anti aging research going on. It's just that aging isn't any one thing. At the genetic level, telomeres are getting shorter and mutations are accelerating. In cells, certain metabolic waste products accumulate, and the cells experience increased oxidative stress.

                                    At the tissue level, you see blood vessels stiffening up, accumulating calcium deposits in the vessel walls themselves, and arterial plague within the vessels. Conversely, bones lose strength and lose calcium, and muscles and joints and tendons and ligaments deteriorate in strength and range of motion. Skin loses elasticity. Plaques and other abnormalities form in the brain and throughout the nervous system. The endocrine system undergoes changes as the hormonal balance of people changes in late adulthood (most notably menopause in women).

                                    Each of these effects of aging is being investigated, researched, and potentially treated. Dermatologists can make old skin look younger, or at least slow down the rate of apparent aging. There are pills that give 60 year old men the boners of a 20 year old. Some hormone therapies reverse some of the age-related decline in particular hormone levels. Each treatment treats its own thing, reversing or stalling one tiny aspect of aging.

                                    And they're continuing to work on it. There's plenty of research being done, with lots and lots of funding behind it.

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                                    That research will only ever benefit the rich though.

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                                    • blackmist@feddit.ukB [email protected]

                                      You become an adult when you hear someone telling their kids to behave or "that mister" will tell them off.

                                      You look around. There's nobody else. You have become The Mister. The stranger based punishment of exasperated mothers everywhere. You are now an adult.

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                                      So, all you have to do to be an adult is get a retail job? Nice.

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                                        That research will only ever benefit the rich though.

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                                        It will eventually reach the masses when some big brain capitalist thinks they can make good money from it. Technology always proliferates so long as it is useful.

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                                        • W [email protected]

                                          Ok. All that just to tell you I'm 29, and get asked occasionally what grade I'm in. I'd know. I can already see all the anti-aging interventions, but I feel like I missed out on something permanently. Like nothing can make up for that fact.

                                          And that is why I'm going to compensate by being a glorious warrior. I have nothing else left.

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                                          Must be a troll account tbh. The name is too on brand.

                                          Sorry, but nothing has been made more obsolete by AI than wasting people's time.

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