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  • M [email protected]

    I've seen it as 'brother in Christ', but this is proper gender neutral

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    #53

    Yeah that's what I was going for, I was to lazy to type my "sister/brother in christ" so I figured sibling was the best way to get both women and men along with any enbys.

    Happy Pride, people 🌈

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      I CALL it hot ham water

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      • B [email protected]

        CHLOROPHYLL? more like BORE-OPHYLL!

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        #55

        This is such a snore-gasm.

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        • M [email protected]

          "Stomach is thriving"

          They don't even try to form coherent thoughts anymore, just buzzwords to sell your current "brand".

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          The depressing thing is how often it works

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            Stew is thicker and chunkier. Generally made by slowly braising a big ole hunk of otherwise inediblely tough meat for a long time in some kinda liquid. Soup is generally thinner with little bits of whatever the fuck you have laying around tossed in to a broth or stock.

            Chili is a stew. A bisque or chowder is a soup.

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            Depends on the bisque or chowder.

            I think the best way to describe the difference is just a higher liquid to solid ratio.

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              "Stomach is thriving"

              They don't even try to form coherent thoughts anymore, just buzzwords to sell your current "brand".

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              #58

              Just assume this kind of sloppy copy is AI.

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                Stew is thicker and chunkier. Generally made by slowly braising a big ole hunk of otherwise inediblely tough meat for a long time in some kinda liquid. Soup is generally thinner with little bits of whatever the fuck you have laying around tossed in to a broth or stock.

                Chili is a stew. A bisque or chowder is a soup.

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                I think it's more that a stew is a kind of soup. Bisque is a kind of soup, chowder is a kind of soup.

                The real question is how many noodles can you eat it with before you have to start calling it a sauce.

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                  If you're throwing out the pasta water, you're wasting some very good stock to make the sauce you'll put on said pasta.

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                  #60

                  I wouldn't call it stock, but Italians do indeed use pasta water in many of their sauces. Makes sense because it's basically just starchy water, which helps to bind the sauce.

                  That said, you generally don't need more than one or two cups of it, the rest is still thrown out.

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                    Stew is thicker and chunkier. Generally made by slowly braising a big ole hunk of otherwise inediblely tough meat for a long time in some kinda liquid. Soup is generally thinner with little bits of whatever the fuck you have laying around tossed in to a broth or stock.

                    Chili is a stew. A bisque or chowder is a soup.

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                    Don't forget the chayote; certain gourds are perfect for stewing!

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                      Stew is thicker and chunkier. Generally made by slowly braising a big ole hunk of otherwise inediblely tough meat for a long time in some kinda liquid. Soup is generally thinner with little bits of whatever the fuck you have laying around tossed in to a broth or stock.

                      Chili is a stew. A bisque or chowder is a soup.

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                      #62

                      How many lentils do you have to put in a lentil soup until it becomes a stew?

                      Edit: In my mother tongue "thick soup" is an alternative term for stew, even though a rare/regional one.

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                        The ocean is technically a soup

                        And technically, so are you

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                        • W [email protected]

                          Considering your username I give you a pass, but still:

                          There have been many debates about the differentiation between vegetables and fruits. Genetic testing has mostly revealed it to be a human made distinction without any biological basis.

                          But I think your comment is the first time I see somebody trying to argue that pasta are vegetables.

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                          I did not argue that. I was just pointing out a funny edge case in the previous poster's argument.

                          That said, even actual vegetables such as broccoli, cauliflower, or potatoes are often boiled in water without the intention of making soup.

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                          • M [email protected]

                            Blanching it for 60 seconds and then shocking it in ice water is a great middle ground. Then let it dry and sear it in a hot pan with some olive oil and garlic. Add butter if you are feeling naughty.

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                            Too many steps, got bored

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                              Probably oil

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                              Yeah my parents have decided oil is the root of all evil and cook everything in water now lol. They love their soggy food.

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                                If you want to do "water based cooking" for vegetables try steaming instead of boiling.

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                                • M [email protected]

                                  Making soup and then dumping out the soup seems like a very stupid way to make soup.

                                  Maybe they feel better from not eating all of those simple, delicious calories.

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                                  It’s like when somebody throws out the white rubbery thing after drinking their mozzarella

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                                  • S [email protected]

                                    The ocean is technically a soup

                                    And technically, so are you

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                                    What technicality are we playing on here? Anything that contains water is a soup?

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                                      Just assume this kind of sloppy copy is AI.

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                                      The depressing thing is how often it’s not

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                                        https://youtube.com/shorts/NjkyCGljSiI

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                                        Now that's a proper meal

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                                          .... you cook your veg.?

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                                          Got kale? Best cook 'em, cause no way your digestive tract breaking down those cell walls on they own...
                                          Just gonna shit out all that untapped iron 'n vitamins

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