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    Me buying a motorcycle. My entire personality has been a Honda CB500F for weeks now.

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      Me waiting for my new phone to arrive between 5pm and 8pm today.

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      :0
      What model are you getting?

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        They just leave it at the door

        Only if I'm lucky 😞

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          Me buying a motorcycle. My entire personality has been a Honda CB500F for weeks now.

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          Picture time!

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            But you see I need what’s in the package, doesn’t matter what it is but I need it

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              They just leave it at the door

              Only if I'm lucky 😞

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              right? porch piracy is real yo. even in the burbs

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                Hey, is that OpenDyslexic font?

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                  right? porch piracy is real yo. even in the burbs

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                  Just because they left it at the door doesn't mean it stayed there

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                    Picture time!

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                    Okay fine.

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                      Nothing helps

                      Delivery routing helps. All my packages get rerouted to a shop where I pick them up when I want.

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                        Okay fine.

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                        IDK if you should be riding that motorcycle. You can't even reach the pedals!

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                          Nothing helps

                          Delivery routing helps. All my packages get rerouted to a shop where I pick them up when I want.

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                          Yeah I’ve setup DHL deliveries to automatically deliver everything addressed to me to a nearby package locker. I always get my packages way sooner than if I let the delivery driver come to my house. Like a package normal arrives at 15.00h at the latest in the locker. A DHL delivery to my house doesn’t come until 19.00h and it’s fuck knows when it actually arrives. I once had a delivery driver at my door at 23.00h

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                            This is true, I have one arriving on Thursday now it's taking up at least 50% of my thoughts

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                              IDK if you should be riding that motorcycle. You can't even reach the pedals!

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                              The one time on the internet that someone actually finds out you’re a dog…

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                                :0
                                What model are you getting?

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                                Elsa Hosk, hopefully.

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                                  :0
                                  What model are you getting?

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                                  Xperia 10 VI

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                                    Hey, is that OpenDyslexic font?

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                                    I don't know, something feels off

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                                      This is true, I have one arriving on Thursday now it's taking up at least 50% of my thoughts

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                                      Same here. Ordered something last week and it's still in "ordered" status with no shipment or tracking confirmation. Brain can not stop thinking if it will actually be here on time with only a day and a half left.

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                                        They just leave it at the door

                                        Only if I'm lucky 😞

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                                        It's Friday. You didn't answer the door within 3 seconds. We will reattempt delivery on Monday.

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                                          It's Friday. You didn't answer the door within 3 seconds. We will reattempt delivery on Monday.

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                                          3 seconds? No, he didn't even rang.
                                          Reattempt? No, he will take it to the nearest parcel shop.
                                          Nearest? No, some random shop in the city.

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