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  • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]
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    You are only bisexual if you are engaged in sex with two people of the opposite sex simultaneously.

    Otherwise, you're just Schrodinger's Gay.

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    • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]
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      I would never suck a dick unless a woman was involved. What does that make me?

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      • underpantsweevil@lemmy.worldU [email protected]

        You are only bisexual if you are engaged in sex with two people of the opposite sex simultaneously.

        Otherwise, you're just Schrodinger's Gay.

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        two people of opposite sex*, otherwise it's just a straight threesome

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          I would never suck a dick unless a woman was involved. What does that make me?

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          That would depend on the way the woman is involved

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          • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]
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            Can confirm, bisexuals are capable of annoyance.

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              I would never suck a dick unless a woman was involved. What does that make me?

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              Instruction unclear. Are you into group sex or trans women or both?

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                I would never suck a dick unless a woman was involved. What does that make me?

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                An oversharer.

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                • venus_ziegenfalle@feddit.orgV [email protected]

                  That would depend on the way the woman is involved

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                  The dick can be attached to her or she could be sharing it with me.

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                  • underpantsweevil@lemmy.worldU [email protected]

                    You are only bisexual if you are engaged in sex with two people of the opposite sex simultaneously.

                    Otherwise, you're just Schrodinger's Gay.

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                    "Ohh yeah baby, collapse my wave function..."

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                    • rob_t_firefly@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

                      "Ohh yeah baby, collapse my wave function..."

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                      i like being observed, interact with me to measure my state please

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                        The dick can be attached to her or she could be sharing it with me.

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                        The dick can be attached to her

                        Straight.

                        or she could be sharing it with me.

                        Bi/Pan.

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                        • underpantsweevil@lemmy.worldU [email protected]

                          You are only bisexual if you are engaged in sex with two people of the opposite sex simultaneously.

                          Otherwise, you're just Schrodinger's Gay.

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                          So there's a Schrodinger’s Gay in every threesome

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                            So there's a Schrodinger’s Gay in every threesome

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                            At least one.

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                            • eager_eagle@lemmy.worldE [email protected]

                              two people of opposite sex*, otherwise it's just a straight threesome

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                              But you cease to be bi afterwards, you were just experimenting.

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                                I would never suck a dick unless a woman was involved. What does that make me?

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                                Bisexual with hangups.

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                                  Can confirm, bisexuals are capable of annoyance.

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                                  It's kind of like half way between angry and happy. Can't you just pick an emotion? /s

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                                  • underpantsweevil@lemmy.worldU [email protected]

                                    You are only bisexual if you are engaged in sex with two people of the opposite sex simultaneously.

                                    Otherwise, you're just Schrodinger's Gay.

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                                    While the joke is indisputably funny, it’s important to remind everyone that it’s still a harmful stereotype. Bi/pan erasure is a genuine problem. You don’t stop being bi/pan simply because you enter a monogamous relationship.

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                                      It's kind of like half way between angry and happy. Can't you just pick an emotion? /s

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                                      If I had to describe my feelings about this, I would have to say that I am bivalent.

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                                      • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]
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                                        I don't know why bisexuals are memed as being given a hard time for being bisexual, and I am too afraid to ask at this point.

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                                          I don't know why bisexuals are memed as being given a hard time for being bisexual, and I am too afraid to ask at this point.

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                                          It's similar to when people say, "You're not really an atheist, you just haven't found the right religion."

                                          No bi person is ever believed by a non-bi person.

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