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  • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO This user is from outside of this forum
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      You are only bisexual if you are engaged in sex with two people of the opposite sex simultaneously.

      Otherwise, you're just Schrodinger's Gay.

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        I would never suck a dick unless a woman was involved. What does that make me?

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        • underpantsweevil@lemmy.worldU [email protected]

          You are only bisexual if you are engaged in sex with two people of the opposite sex simultaneously.

          Otherwise, you're just Schrodinger's Gay.

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          two people of opposite sex*, otherwise it's just a straight threesome

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            I would never suck a dick unless a woman was involved. What does that make me?

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            That would depend on the way the woman is involved

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              Can confirm, bisexuals are capable of annoyance.

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                I would never suck a dick unless a woman was involved. What does that make me?

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                Instruction unclear. Are you into group sex or trans women or both?

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                  I would never suck a dick unless a woman was involved. What does that make me?

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                  An oversharer.

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                  • venus_ziegenfalle@feddit.orgV [email protected]

                    That would depend on the way the woman is involved

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                    The dick can be attached to her or she could be sharing it with me.

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                    • underpantsweevil@lemmy.worldU [email protected]

                      You are only bisexual if you are engaged in sex with two people of the opposite sex simultaneously.

                      Otherwise, you're just Schrodinger's Gay.

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                      "Ohh yeah baby, collapse my wave function..."

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                      • rob_t_firefly@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

                        "Ohh yeah baby, collapse my wave function..."

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                        i like being observed, interact with me to measure my state please

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                          The dick can be attached to her or she could be sharing it with me.

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                          The dick can be attached to her

                          Straight.

                          or she could be sharing it with me.

                          Bi/Pan.

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                          • underpantsweevil@lemmy.worldU [email protected]

                            You are only bisexual if you are engaged in sex with two people of the opposite sex simultaneously.

                            Otherwise, you're just Schrodinger's Gay.

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                            So there's a Schrodinger’s Gay in every threesome

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                              So there's a Schrodinger’s Gay in every threesome

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                              At least one.

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                                two people of opposite sex*, otherwise it's just a straight threesome

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                                But you cease to be bi afterwards, you were just experimenting.

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                                  I would never suck a dick unless a woman was involved. What does that make me?

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                                  Bisexual with hangups.

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                                    Can confirm, bisexuals are capable of annoyance.

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                                    It's kind of like half way between angry and happy. Can't you just pick an emotion? /s

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                                    • underpantsweevil@lemmy.worldU [email protected]

                                      You are only bisexual if you are engaged in sex with two people of the opposite sex simultaneously.

                                      Otherwise, you're just Schrodinger's Gay.

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                                      While the joke is indisputably funny, it’s important to remind everyone that it’s still a harmful stereotype. Bi/pan erasure is a genuine problem. You don’t stop being bi/pan simply because you enter a monogamous relationship.

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                                        It's kind of like half way between angry and happy. Can't you just pick an emotion? /s

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                                        If I had to describe my feelings about this, I would have to say that I am bivalent.

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                                          I don't know why bisexuals are memed as being given a hard time for being bisexual, and I am too afraid to ask at this point.

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