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  • R [email protected]

    Small discussion about this fossil on Lemmy yesterday:

    https://mander.xyz/post/34422423

    To recap: that's not the correct age or species. Soft tissues do make fossils. This protooctopus looks different from modern octopi.

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    Hooray, I've been referenced! Now I'm a real science doer!

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      What if the protooctopus is a common ancestor to the 800 types of cephalopods?

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      Then why are all those cephalopods so closely related to all the other non-cephalopod molluscs?

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        Then why are all those cephalopods so closely related to all the other non-cephalopod molluscs?

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        Alien cephalopod had sex with molluscs? /s

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        • amosburton_thatguy@lemmy.caA [email protected]

          Yes, I do still browse reddit, mainly for hockey and some niche subs that aren't here yet. Once in a while I dip my toes into r/all to see the garbage that floats to the top and this one popped up today.

          r/conspiracy has always been a shithole, but when I first saw this post I thought it was on a meme sub, but no, those morons actually believe this shit. Truly blows my mind how amazingly stupid a lot of people are.

          If you feel like having some of your brain cells commit suicide you can read the comments here - https://www.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/1m6p3p6/octopuses_lived_before_dinosaurs_and_were/

          If there's a better way to share a reddit post without giving them clicks let me know and I'll edit my link. I know I've seen it before but I don't remember what it was.

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          • afallinganvil@lemmy.caA [email protected]

            Not gonna lie, I was assuming even the picture was made up/AI bullshit. Bit of egg on my face there

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            The sentiment is still correct though, even bone fossils are exceedingly rare. I can’t remember the exact estimate but of all the people alive in the US, archeologists 1 million years from now would be lucky to find 60 human bones. I’m not sure if that included teeth however.

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            • amosburton_thatguy@lemmy.caA [email protected]

              Yes, I do still browse reddit, mainly for hockey and some niche subs that aren't here yet. Once in a while I dip my toes into r/all to see the garbage that floats to the top and this one popped up today.

              r/conspiracy has always been a shithole, but when I first saw this post I thought it was on a meme sub, but no, those morons actually believe this shit. Truly blows my mind how amazingly stupid a lot of people are.

              If you feel like having some of your brain cells commit suicide you can read the comments here - https://www.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/1m6p3p6/octopuses_lived_before_dinosaurs_and_were/

              If there's a better way to share a reddit post without giving them clicks let me know and I'll edit my link. I know I've seen it before but I don't remember what it was.

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              Super crazy alien monsters from outer space!!!!!!

              Dies after a Max of 4 years

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                Alien cephalopod had sex with molluscs? /s

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                The best scientific theory is the sexiest one, so yes.

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                • amosburton_thatguy@lemmy.caA [email protected]

                  Yes, I do still browse reddit, mainly for hockey and some niche subs that aren't here yet. Once in a while I dip my toes into r/all to see the garbage that floats to the top and this one popped up today.

                  r/conspiracy has always been a shithole, but when I first saw this post I thought it was on a meme sub, but no, those morons actually believe this shit. Truly blows my mind how amazingly stupid a lot of people are.

                  If you feel like having some of your brain cells commit suicide you can read the comments here - https://www.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/1m6p3p6/octopuses_lived_before_dinosaurs_and_were/

                  If there's a better way to share a reddit post without giving them clicks let me know and I'll edit my link. I know I've seen it before but I don't remember what it was.

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                  And surprisingly tasty. It's a complete package.

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                  • amosburton_thatguy@lemmy.caA [email protected]

                    Yes, I do still browse reddit, mainly for hockey and some niche subs that aren't here yet. Once in a while I dip my toes into r/all to see the garbage that floats to the top and this one popped up today.

                    r/conspiracy has always been a shithole, but when I first saw this post I thought it was on a meme sub, but no, those morons actually believe this shit. Truly blows my mind how amazingly stupid a lot of people are.

                    If you feel like having some of your brain cells commit suicide you can read the comments here - https://www.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/1m6p3p6/octopuses_lived_before_dinosaurs_and_were/

                    If there's a better way to share a reddit post without giving them clicks let me know and I'll edit my link. I know I've seen it before but I don't remember what it was.

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                    They don’t have eight arms. If anything, they have eight crazy toes and one foot.

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                    • A [email protected]

                      The sentiment is still correct though, even bone fossils are exceedingly rare. I can’t remember the exact estimate but of all the people alive in the US, archeologists 1 million years from now would be lucky to find 60 human bones. I’m not sure if that included teeth however.

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                      does that include actually finding the fossils? because not only is the formation of them rare, but places do be big so you either have to rely on blind luck to find them or places where for some reason there's just an extraordinary density of fossils

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                      • T [email protected]

                        Then why are all those cephalopods so closely related to all the other non-cephalopod molluscs?

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                        obviously other molluscs are tentacles budding off, they are independent after all.

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