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    It’s only a battle if they attacks back

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    Gravity attacks me all the time so I'm always in battle.

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      Combat music starts

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        Combat music starts

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        Here's some combat music for ya.

        Valhall Awaits Me - Amon Amarth: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Or87hx0R7w

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          Ah yes the myth of glory in battle:

          My friend, you would not tell with such high zest
          To children ardent for some desperate glory,
          The old Lie: Dulce et decorum est
          Pro patria mori.

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            Ah yes the myth of glory in battle:

            My friend, you would not tell with such high zest
            To children ardent for some desperate glory,
            The old Lie: Dulce et decorum est
            Pro patria mori.

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            Cheers, I'll drink to that!

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              Cheers, I'll drink to that!

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                Combat music starts

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                you cannot rest with enemies nearby

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                  Or just ask the smartest man in the universe central finite curve to kill you. But don't hesitate for a second and then "nope out" then get hit by a car and end up in hell.

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                    Funny thing about the Norse afterlives is that Valhalla wasn't the only option. It was just Odin's hall in Asgard. We don't know what the other options were, or how to earn them but we do know there was more available than dying in battle.

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                      Funny thing about the Norse afterlives is that Valhalla wasn't the only option. It was just Odin's hall in Asgard. We don't know what the other options were, or how to earn them but we do know there was more available than dying in battle.

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                      not sure why anyone would want to spend eternity in odin's place anyways, when the alternative is a meadow owned by the godess of beauty and sex..

                      like hm, do i want to drink mead with a bunch of macho dudes, or frolick and fuck?

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