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Valhalla awaits

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    You can also hang yourself from an ash tree!

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    That sounds like a loophole

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      Flame wars count my brothers

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        Stop giving Netflix good storyline ideas to ruin.

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          Flame wars count my brothers

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          Fuck you Melvin, you Argr

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          • T [email protected]

            Stop giving Netflix good storyline ideas to ruin.

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            Sure.

            History Channel taking note

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            • rockerface@lemmy.cafeR [email protected]

              There is, in fact, another way: you go to Valhalla if you die while having sex. Your swordsmanship skills will serve you well either way

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              Does fisting count as combat?

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              • G [email protected]

                It’s only a battle if they attacks back

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                Gravity attacks me all the time so I'm always in battle.

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                  Combat music starts

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                  • synapse1278@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                    Combat music starts

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                    Here's some combat music for ya.

                    Valhall Awaits Me - Amon Amarth: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Or87hx0R7w

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                      Ah yes the myth of glory in battle:

                      My friend, you would not tell with such high zest
                      To children ardent for some desperate glory,
                      The old Lie: Dulce et decorum est
                      Pro patria mori.

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                      • akasazh@feddit.nlA [email protected]

                        Ah yes the myth of glory in battle:

                        My friend, you would not tell with such high zest
                        To children ardent for some desperate glory,
                        The old Lie: Dulce et decorum est
                        Pro patria mori.

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                        Cheers, I'll drink to that!

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                        • godric@lemmy.worldG [email protected]

                          Cheers, I'll drink to that!

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                            Combat music starts

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                            you cannot rest with enemies nearby

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                              Or just ask the smartest man in the universe central finite curve to kill you. But don't hesitate for a second and then "nope out" then get hit by a car and end up in hell.

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                                Funny thing about the Norse afterlives is that Valhalla wasn't the only option. It was just Odin's hall in Asgard. We don't know what the other options were, or how to earn them but we do know there was more available than dying in battle.

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                                • D [email protected]

                                  Funny thing about the Norse afterlives is that Valhalla wasn't the only option. It was just Odin's hall in Asgard. We don't know what the other options were, or how to earn them but we do know there was more available than dying in battle.

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                                  not sure why anyone would want to spend eternity in odin's place anyways, when the alternative is a meadow owned by the godess of beauty and sex..

                                  like hm, do i want to drink mead with a bunch of macho dudes, or frolick and fuck?

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