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Valhalla awaits

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      It’s only a battle if they attacks back

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        And my Miffy!

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          There is, in fact, another way: you go to Valhalla if you die while having sex. Your swordsmanship skills will serve you well either way

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            You can also hang yourself from an ash tree!

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              You can also hang yourself from an ash tree!

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              y u so mean .,(

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                You can also hang yourself from an ash tree!

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                That sounds like a loophole

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                  Flame wars count my brothers

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                    Stop giving Netflix good storyline ideas to ruin.

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                      Flame wars count my brothers

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                      Fuck you Melvin, you Argr

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                        Stop giving Netflix good storyline ideas to ruin.

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                        Sure.

                        History Channel taking note

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                          There is, in fact, another way: you go to Valhalla if you die while having sex. Your swordsmanship skills will serve you well either way

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                          Does fisting count as combat?

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                            It’s only a battle if they attacks back

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                            Gravity attacks me all the time so I'm always in battle.

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                              Combat music starts

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                                Combat music starts

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                                Here's some combat music for ya.

                                Valhall Awaits Me - Amon Amarth: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Or87hx0R7w

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                                  Ah yes the myth of glory in battle:

                                  My friend, you would not tell with such high zest
                                  To children ardent for some desperate glory,
                                  The old Lie: Dulce et decorum est
                                  Pro patria mori.

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                                    Ah yes the myth of glory in battle:

                                    My friend, you would not tell with such high zest
                                    To children ardent for some desperate glory,
                                    The old Lie: Dulce et decorum est
                                    Pro patria mori.

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                                    Cheers, I'll drink to that!

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                                      Cheers, I'll drink to that!

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                                        Combat music starts

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                                        you cannot rest with enemies nearby

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                                          Or just ask the smartest man in the universe central finite curve to kill you. But don't hesitate for a second and then "nope out" then get hit by a car and end up in hell.

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