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  • F [email protected]

    I feel like I'm in the twilight zone with this thread. Are people going to start saying that the sky isn't blue? Extremely weird replies here

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    That’s because by 40 almost everyone has some wrinkles as the elastin wears down in places with frequent movement like the corners of your eyes or your forehead.

    I can buy that a singular person at 40 might have few wrinkles but suggesting most they know at 40 do not is an insane claim.

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      Then you'll love the source of my plagiarism my muse

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      I would never have gotten that reference. It's delightfully absurd and obscene, though.

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      • the_picard_maneuver@lemmy.worldT [email protected]
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        Jesus christ, how much do people smoke in these comments to habe wrinkles in their 30's?! It's completely possible to be wrinkle free at the exact age of 40.

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          I met one of my neighbors kids the other day. They're new to the neighborhood so we were talking about the ages of his family members compared to mine. He just turned 6. I asked how old his dad was and he said 50 or 60. I could see his dad across the yard and he's definitely younger than me. I asked how old he thought I was and he said 70. I'm 36. Kids can be meaner on accident than assholes are on purpose.

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          • teft@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

            If you have wrinkles at 40 you need to wear more sunscreen and drink more water.

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            If you have wrinkles at 40 you need to wear more sunscreen and drink more water.

            But also even if you don't have wrinkles you should wear sunscreen and probably drink more water anyway.

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              That’s because by 40 almost everyone has some wrinkles as the elastin wears down in places with frequent movement like the corners of your eyes or your forehead.

              I can buy that a singular person at 40 might have few wrinkles but suggesting most they know at 40 do not is an insane claim.

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              All of my replies are being downvoted now, lol. I swear man....Lemmy is fucking stupid. The people here are absolute clowns and make the Reddit population look intelligent. It's really bad.

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                That's such BS dude. You're telling me you have absolutely no wrinkles that weren't there in your 20s or early 30s? Not a single one. That's absolute bullshit I'm sorry. Unless you're claiming to be some genetic oddity and are immortal, you are lying.

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                Are we all assuming everyone in this conversation is white? Because I know plenty of black and Asian friends who I don't recall having wrinkles. Most of them have pretty solid moisturizing/lotion/sunscreen routines, though, so it's hard to tell how much is cultural versus genetic.

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                  "When I am 40, I will have lost my will to live over 20 years prior. I simply wait to die every day. Occasionally I try to do things I think I might enjoy, only to be proven wrong."

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                    Are we all assuming everyone in this conversation is white? Because I know plenty of black and Asian friends who I don't recall having wrinkles. Most of them have pretty solid moisturizing/lotion/sunscreen routines, though, so it's hard to tell how much is cultural versus genetic.

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                    I think any race will show wrinkles at 40. Some more than others, sure. But definitely all races will at least have SOME newer wrinkles at age 40. To deny this is insanity.

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                      I just double-checked in the mirror, and I don't have any wrinkles yet either.

                      That's what happens when you don't go outside enough, I guess!

                      (I am starting to get a few gray hairs, though, if it makes you feel any better.)

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                      Impossible. Not physically possible. If you were to compare your face to a close up high res pic of your younger self, you wil 100% see changes and wrinkles. They may be small but they're there. No way in absolute hell this isn't true.

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                        These are... Not inaccurate.

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                          Sorry, I refuse to believe that you do not have a single facial wrinkle that wasn't there in your 20s or early 30s. I just don't believe it. It's impossible. Perhaps people are misunderstanding me and thinking I mean a shit ton of wrinkles that make you look like you're 80? Because no, that's not what I'm saying.

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                          Not even crow's feet.

                          I do a facial once a week. I do microdermabrasion once a week. I can't stress enough that I hate the sun. I'm sorry if that isn't your experience, but it happens. I'd share a picture of my face, but I'm trying not to completely dox myself.

                          Eta: And lots of water. Gotta drink lots of water.

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                          • rhythmisaprancer@moist.catsweat.comR [email protected]

                            When is this from? When I was the age of the two kids shown, both of my parents were over 40 and I (nor my peers) wouldn't have thought these things. Now I am over 40 and I still don't think these things. I have a niece from a younger sibling who is this age, and she might think these things, but she is also allowed unfiltered access to youtube except when I am around.

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                            Yeah, the kids under ten that are in my life know how old their parents are, and can make reasonable assessments of the age of other adults from that. They would never think someone who is 40 looks more like someone who is in their 60s or 70s.

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                              I'm in my forties and have no wrinkles. I have a few friends who have wrinkles but most of them don't. Maybe you should drink more water and wear more sunscreen.

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                              Yeah, I am 43 and while I have some very fine lines on my forehead, and near my eyes, you can't really see them unless you are like within 2 feet of me, or closer. And I have a long history with smoking and drug use. Also I am white, very white, not quite ginger ghost white, but not too far off. Genetics play a very strong role in this, and, at least from my perspective as someone who smoked for 28 years, and did hard drugs for 17, staying out of the sun. I have only really been doing anything close to a routine skin care regimen in like the last 5 years. I have also been homeless. So... yeah, not only do I believe you, I know people just like you. Hell, I probably would have much smoother skin, with no lines, if it wasn't for how bad I treated myself.

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                                If you have wrinkles at 40 you need to wear more sunscreen and drink more water.

                                But also even if you don't have wrinkles you should wear sunscreen and probably drink more water anyway.

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                                *Proceeds to drink even more water and die from brain swelling.*

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                                  But you do admit you remember exposing them to direct sunlight more than once?

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                                  Nudist beach is a pretty good explanation.

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                                    I'm 40 and my body is literally falling apart and in an hour or so I'm going to my local urgent care for internal bleeding they're probably going to send me to the ER for.

                                    So yeah, these kids were pretty much spot on. No wrinkles though. So I've got that going for me.

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                                      All of my replies are being downvoted now, lol. I swear man....Lemmy is fucking stupid. The people here are absolute clowns and make the Reddit population look intelligent. It's really bad.

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                                      That’s because the claim being made is legitimately insane. Suggesting that most of the 40 somethings have no wrinkles at all is simply not going to be true.

                                      And again it is much more likely OP has nearsightedness they refuse to recognize

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                                      • E [email protected]

                                        Are we all assuming everyone in this conversation is white? Because I know plenty of black and Asian friends who I don't recall having wrinkles. Most of them have pretty solid moisturizing/lotion/sunscreen routines, though, so it's hard to tell how much is cultural versus genetic.

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                                        Look at the corners of their eyes, mouths, and forehead and you will see wrinkles. They are slight but pretty much everyone has them by 40 something

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                                        • darkfuture@lemmy.worldD [email protected]

                                          I'm 40 and my body is literally falling apart and in an hour or so I'm going to my local urgent care for internal bleeding they're probably going to send me to the ER for.

                                          So yeah, these kids were pretty much spot on. No wrinkles though. So I've got that going for me.

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                                          Urgent and "in an hour or so" - wait wat? You must be a fellow American. At least we got Freedom tho, right?

                                          Anyway I hope it doesn't turn out to be too serious.

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