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Only one I'm missing is pets ashes

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  • justiceforporygon@lemmy.blahaj.zoneJ [email protected]

    Out of curiosity what weird things do your kids collect?

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    I have 2 kids. But between the two, we collect: Fans, scary jack-in-the-boxes, sprinklers, inflatables, and pencil sharpeners.

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      42

      • 15000+ kms
      • Yes but undiagnosed
      • two but one's not mine
      • shards of flint
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      • hegar@fedia.ioH [email protected]

        42

        • 15000+ kms
        • Yes but undiagnosed
        • two but one's not mine
        • shards of flint
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        Over achiever

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        • P [email protected]

          No such thing as a weird kids collection.

          Whatever a kid is excited about is fuckin awesome man!

          edit: as long as something isn't being unalived to add to the collection obvs

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          You mean killed?

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          • sunbrrnslapper@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

            I have 2 kids. But between the two, we collect: Fans, scary jack-in-the-boxes, sprinklers, inflatables, and pencil sharpeners.

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            I'd fuck with a scary jack in the box collection that sounds neat as hell

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              Do I win something for achieving it all a few years early?

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              You do, but it's just another item for your weird collection, that you obtain for yourself, to celebrate.

              Source: I bought myself another item for my weird collection, to celebrate this milestone.

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                Funny you think I could afford to get my pets ashes back from the vet.

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                • sunbrrnslapper@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                  I have 2 kids. But between the two, we collect: Fans, scary jack-in-the-boxes, sprinklers, inflatables, and pencil sharpeners.

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                  scary jack-in-the-boxes

                  You and your kids are cool.

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                    No such thing as a weird kids collection.

                    Whatever a kid is excited about is fuckin awesome man!

                    edit: as long as something isn't being unalived to add to the collection obvs

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                    No such thing as a weird kids collection

                    That's right. I made mine weird by keeping it into my adulthood. I regret nothing, except for a different weird collection that I believed I had grown out of.

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                      Funny you think I could afford to get my pets ashes back from the vet.

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                      Yeah, no ashes here, just the collar.

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                        Hey, there's nothing weird about my collections of vinyl records and German beer steins and uranium glass and sterling silver and quack medical devices and watches and books and pewter and brass and guitars and cameras.

                        I honestly started off with the intent of being funny, and then I realized how many fucking collections I have, and now I don't really know what to do with myself.

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                        • bizarroland@fedia.ioB [email protected]

                          Hey, there's nothing weird about my collections of vinyl records and German beer steins and uranium glass and sterling silver and quack medical devices and watches and books and pewter and brass and guitars and cameras.

                          I honestly started off with the intent of being funny, and then I realized how many fucking collections I have, and now I don't really know what to do with myself.

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                          You collect collections.

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                            scary jack-in-the-boxes

                            You and your kids are cool.

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                            He's 9 by the way. The line between cool mom and terrible parent is thin here. πŸ˜‰

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                              I turned 38 today exactly, I checked al the boxes already, I'm prepared.

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                                You collect collections.

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                                I dub the Collectorius, the Collections Collector!

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                                  Still working on the third one but realistically by the time I hit 40 we'll definitely be set.

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                                    Funny you think I could afford to get my pets ashes back from the vet.

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                                    I didn't want the ashes. It hurt too much. I also didn't want to be in the room when they administered the shot. My mother got me to do that with one when I was younger. Never again. I say goodbye and that's when I exit and cry.

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                                      I turned 38 today exactly, I checked al the boxes already, I'm prepared.

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                                      I had a friend like you. He was screaming (figuratively) about kids on his lawn in his twenties. You old fuck. Cheers.

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                                        Damn, I checked the last of those boxes last year and I'm not even 30.

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                                          I didn't want the ashes. It hurt too much. I also didn't want to be in the room when they administered the shot. My mother got me to do that with one when I was younger. Never again. I say goodbye and that's when I exit and cry.

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                                          I want my pet to see me as they relax for the last time to comfort them. My pain comes out when they're no longer suffering.

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