Anon gets philosophical
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Oh really? And how many dicks have you sucked out of spite? What sort of scenario would that even occur in? Where would one even find such a place!? Like what address!?
Let me introduce you to my wife
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I could smell whether they were a man or a woman or a dog or a William Dafoe.
Huh... So, out of curiosity, how does Willem Dafoe smell?
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"WRONG MOVE, BUSTAH!"
Hah! Joke's on you, I low key would...
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I'm taking it off. I need to at least make sure it's a sane human and not a rabid pig that's going to spontaneously bite it off.
and not a rabid pig
But that's the best part!
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I don't give a shit if it's mother Theresa slobbing my job, as long as I get their number and they're game to do it again.
Call me bb.
This is the only answer that makes sense. How’re you meant to reconnect with this thing, whatever it might be, if you don’t take off your blindfold? That said, I’d rather not flowers for algernon myself in the first place.
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I don't give a shit if it's mother Theresa slobbing my job, as long as I get their number and they're game to do it again.
Call me bb.
She'd be a zombie so you should care, as your next trip would be to the pharmacy to get some antiseptic creams.
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Huh... So, out of curiosity, how does Willem Dafoe smell?
Old leather shoes
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Too little to gain and too much to lose in removing it. Just enjoy the experience and leave it at that
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This is just a glory hole with extra steps.
A glory hole with the guarantee that it's the best head you'll ever get
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Of course I'm taking it off.
Knowledge has value. Are you so willing to give up any future chances just to not ruin this one? You may learn more on this art and its scholars! -
as an everyone hot bisexual I wanna see whose genitals I'm tounging next
Even if it's a dog, though?
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Internet is fucked.
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I definitely peaked too soon in the receiver of blowjob stakes. First real GF genuinely loved to suck dick, she lived for that shit and I swear I had more and better krgasms during that year than the rest of my life since.
Oh well, better to have loved and lost eh
Stop making us all jealous.
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I think it depends on your D/s spectrum.
As a Dom, I'd humiliate him.
But then again, BDSM relationships require continual respect.
Damn this is a hard one.
I’m a humiliated non-con no-respect sub in my relationship with my findom government and lemmy tell you: This. Fucking. Sucks.
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Stop making us all jealous.
Well my wife hates giving head so I'll never have a good one again so swings and roundabouts...
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Well my wife hates giving head so I'll never have a good one again so swings and roundabouts...
I have been with my gf for 6 years and not once have I gotten any so.... I would take a bad one over none. She does not even seem to enjoy me going down on her sadly. So no oral sex in this relationship.
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I don't give a shit if it's mother Theresa slobbing my job, as long as I get their number and they're game to do it again.
Call me bb.
wrote last edited by [email protected]But what if it turns out to be your actual mother...
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Internet is fucked.
Always has been
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But what if it turns out to be your actual mother...
I said what I said.
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I'm pretty sure I'm completely missing the point, but how on earth did you find yourself in the situation? Like your dick out and blindfolded in a location that virtually anyone can walk into. All of a sudden with little warning you feel something happening down there but you don't peek or ask what's up, you just sit there silently and long enough for you to realize you're getting the best blowjob of your life.
Honestly the more I describe the scenario the more I realize unless it's a trusted partner, this is not the type of scenario that most women would immediately just start going to town without reason. So if you are strictly looking for a woman, at very least one of sound mind you are probably SOL.
