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  • rob_t_firefly@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

    That "car" is a truck.

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    Truck:

    Car:

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      How much of the public outcry against data collection has resulted in us getting an inferior product publicly.

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      Alright guys, I found Sam Altman's lemmy account!

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        I look forward to its inclusion in a FOX News* segment on the liberal manpregnation agenda next time they need a scare piece.


        *Except where legally barred from calling itself "news".

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        manpregnation..

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          You know, I thought I had seen enough on the internet that nothing would surprise me...

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            that is gonna hurt like hell.

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            It'll heal back, I'm sure. Plus if he gets lucky and gets an "I" section... That's gonna be a girthy rod if you know what I mean!.... I'm talking about the penis getting split open so they can get that new life into this world.

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            • princessnorah@lemmy.blahaj.zoneP [email protected]

              Truck:

              Car:

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              That's an LKW and an emotional support vehicle

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                It'll heal back, I'm sure. Plus if he gets lucky and gets an "I" section... That's gonna be a girthy rod if you know what I mean!.... I'm talking about the penis getting split open so they can get that new life into this world.

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                1000001925

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                  1000001925

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                  LOL, girthy rod sounds.

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                    That's an LKW and an emotional support vehicle

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                    An LKW and an EKW

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                      found here: https://masto.ai/@vagina_museum/115100134755954006

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                      My dream

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                        found here: https://masto.ai/@vagina_museum/115100134755954006

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                        Rectum? Damn near killed 'um!

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                        • x4740n@lemmy.worldX [email protected]

                          I'm not clicking that? Someone explain in the comments what that is

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                          The linked video is an SNL sketch. I don't know if that makes you more or less likely to click on it.

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                            You still use a calendar. It's called the Gregorian calendar after Pope Gregory XIII. The year is 2025 because Christ was crucified 2025 years ago. You and the entire world use a Christian calendar every day. Also life begins at conception.

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                            hur de hur dur.

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                              Send link?

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                              I don't remember the name of the movie or cursed ad unfortunately and I don't know why you'd want to watch the ad anyways because I remember it being very graphic and its just slightly less worser than two girls one cup

                              Edit: The movie is Junior with Arnold Schwarzeneger (I probably butchered his last name but I can't remember how to spell it)

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                                Junior with Arnold Schwarzenegger?

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                                Yes that is the movie, never realised it was Arnold in that movie though

                                Edit: had a quick look at the reviews and as I expected unfortunately there are bigoted human scum in the comments

                                Please go and show the movie some love on IMDB

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                                • rob_t_firefly@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

                                  That "car" is a truck.

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                                  It is in my opinion. Put this in perspective...

                                  These are train cars.

                                  These are road trains.

                                  But you might call them something else.

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                                  • x4740n@lemmy.worldX [email protected]

                                    I don't remember the name of the movie or cursed ad unfortunately and I don't know why you'd want to watch the ad anyways because I remember it being very graphic and its just slightly less worser than two girls one cup

                                    Edit: The movie is Junior with Arnold Schwarzeneger (I probably butchered his last name but I can't remember how to spell it)

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                                    I am actually sorry you went to look this up but thank you my friend. Your sacrifice will not be in vain.

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