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    not a single wall calendar up in my house.

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    You still use a calendar. It's called the Gregorian calendar after Pope Gregory XIII. The year is 2025 because Christ was crucified 2025 years ago. You and the entire world use a Christian calendar every day. Also life begins at conception.

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    • addie@feddit.ukA [email protected]

      I've seen that rectum before...

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      It's a butt dick, Ackchyually.

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      • wr5@lemmy.worldW [email protected]

        "This kills the penis."

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        Only until it's full of shit again.

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        • riskable@programming.devR [email protected]

          This is sad, actually, because this very technology is absolutely fantastic at identifying things in images. That's how image generation works behind the scenes!

          esp32-cam identifying a cat, a bike, and a car in an image

          ChatGPT screwed this up so badly because it's programmed to generate images instead of using reference images and then identifying the relevant parts. Which is something a tiny little microcontroller board can do.

          If they just paid to license a data set of medical images... Oh wait! They already did that!

          Sigh

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          Maybe it knows but doesn't care. The general idea of meatbag anatomy is that they are full of soft squishy tubes and they die easy. Who cares about the details?

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          • kinther@lemmy.worldK [email protected]

            Junior with Arnold Schwarzenegger?

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            Wow, can you imagine the collective melt-down if that movie came out today?

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            • S [email protected]

              Are you a Hyena?

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              Dam, this is a good one.

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              • N [email protected]

                found here: https://masto.ai/@vagina_museum/115100134755954006

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                So when is see a pregnant trans man, is this what I sew?

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                • rob_t_firefly@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

                  That "car" is a truck.

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                  Truck:

                  Car:

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                  • M [email protected]

                    How much of the public outcry against data collection has resulted in us getting an inferior product publicly.

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                    Alright guys, I found Sam Altman's lemmy account!

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                      I look forward to its inclusion in a FOX News* segment on the liberal manpregnation agenda next time they need a scare piece.


                      *Except where legally barred from calling itself "news".

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                      manpregnation..

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                        You know, I thought I had seen enough on the internet that nothing would surprise me...

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                        • G [email protected]

                          that is gonna hurt like hell.

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                          It'll heal back, I'm sure. Plus if he gets lucky and gets an "I" section... That's gonna be a girthy rod if you know what I mean!.... I'm talking about the penis getting split open so they can get that new life into this world.

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                          • princessnorah@lemmy.blahaj.zoneP [email protected]

                            Truck:

                            Car:

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                            That's an LKW and an emotional support vehicle

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                            • A [email protected]

                              It'll heal back, I'm sure. Plus if he gets lucky and gets an "I" section... That's gonna be a girthy rod if you know what I mean!.... I'm talking about the penis getting split open so they can get that new life into this world.

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                              1000001925

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                                1000001925

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                                LOL, girthy rod sounds.

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                                  That's an LKW and an emotional support vehicle

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                                  An LKW and an EKW

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                                    found here: https://masto.ai/@vagina_museum/115100134755954006

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                                    My dream

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                                      found here: https://masto.ai/@vagina_museum/115100134755954006

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                                      Rectum? Damn near killed 'um!

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                                      • x4740n@lemmy.worldX [email protected]

                                        I'm not clicking that? Someone explain in the comments what that is

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                                        The linked video is an SNL sketch. I don't know if that makes you more or less likely to click on it.

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                                          You still use a calendar. It's called the Gregorian calendar after Pope Gregory XIII. The year is 2025 because Christ was crucified 2025 years ago. You and the entire world use a Christian calendar every day. Also life begins at conception.

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                                          hur de hur dur.

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