What is a movie that "looks like" it would suck, but actually is well written and acted and a good time?
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I'll start: "Happy Death Day"
Uwe Boll's Rampage. He gets slated but that movie is great.
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Super is another good one he did
Super is hilarious. I like how Dwight is just running around hitting people with a wrench.
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:::I was surprised at this movie, too. I think it was one of Tom Hardy's early movies, so it's pretty unknown.
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Bottoms.
The script feels terrible and they don't even try to make you like the characters. But the jokes always land perfectly. It's a great movie to have a laugh and nothing else.
That movie had non-stop jokes and never let up. Was a lot like Mean Girls in that regard.
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I'll start: "Happy Death Day"
The In-Laws (2003)
Right before his daughter's wedding, a man finds out his future son-in-law's dad is a spy.
The Cell (2000)
A detective has to enter the mind of a serial killer and search his dreams for the location of his latest victim before time runs out.
Skulls (2000)
At an ivy league school, a law student joins a secret fraternity known only as "The Skulls."
Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle (2004)
Two stoners get the munchies for White Castle cheeseburger sliders.
Swiss Army Man (2016)
I'm not even going to try and explain this.
Old School (2003)
A group of men wanting to relive their college days start a fraternity at a nearby school.
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Pandorum. At a glance it like like just another bad sci-fi, but it's really good horror sci-fi mind fuckery with a fantastic twist. Dennis Quaid is great in it.
Yes! Unexpectedly good movie!
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I'll start: "Happy Death Day"
Con Air
It is absolutely not well written but I just love how the film and all the actors are completely aware of how dumb the entire thing is.
Oh, and casting Chief Engineer Miles O'Brien as the jerk that everyone hates is the icing on this guilty-pleasure cake.
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The In-Laws (2003)
Right before his daughter's wedding, a man finds out his future son-in-law's dad is a spy.
The Cell (2000)
A detective has to enter the mind of a serial killer and search his dreams for the location of his latest victim before time runs out.
Skulls (2000)
At an ivy league school, a law student joins a secret fraternity known only as "The Skulls."
Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle (2004)
Two stoners get the munchies for White Castle cheeseburger sliders.
Swiss Army Man (2016)
I'm not even going to try and explain this.
Old School (2003)
A group of men wanting to relive their college days start a fraternity at a nearby school.
+1 for swiss army man.
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Not much to it outside of trying to convey "perfect by RPG standards, tropes and parameters (probably)", but failed to "hit" me in any way.
Watching it, I was expecting to see something akin to a Franchise movie, where you may miss a bit or two if you're not in on all the lore. But I was also expecting true entertainment with striking visuals, gripping storytelling, stuff like that
Imagine watching a spy movie. 20% in you have adversarial hierarchy, 30% in the car chase, 66% in the romantic pause, 80% in the unexpected traitor, 95% in the final hand-to-hand fight to avert the end of the universe or whatever... And it's boring, but everybody around you is telling you it was so great because it's got it all, the car chase the traitor the, the.
Doesn't make a good movie.
On the contrary, the best part about it is that it's not a compilation of references the audience is supposed to already know about. It's just a fun adventure movie. The reason the RPG crowd sing it praises is that in addition, if you know how to read it, the actual plot is "girlfriend is curious about what we're all doing every Tuesday evening"
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I'll start: "Happy Death Day"
Bunraku is one of those movies that has a stellar cast, but no one's ever heard of it. It's a revenge movie but it's over-the-top cheesy and edgy, but in all the good ways. Seriously give it a chance. It's not a good movie, but it is a fun one.
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Conan the Barbarian (1982) has no right to be as good as it is. On paper, it's a dumb sword and sorcery flick with a body builder who could barely speak English in the lead. But everyone involved does an incredible job, from the acting to the directing, to the score. It's a crime that Destroyer trashed up the formula, and we never got Conan the King.
Conan is a movie that teaches you what is truly best in life.
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Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves is always a good mention.
It's a fun and very accessible movie.
Absolutely loved that movie. It's mixture of slapstick humor and melodrama are a perfect representation of actual D&D.
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I watched it expecting the same campy tropes from other fantasy/sci-fi movies of the era and what I got was a movie deeper than it lets on. That score too, amazing.
It defined the genre in a lot of ways. There's a reason so many 80s flicks tried to emulate it on the cheap. It's the same as "Star Wars" to so many "Battle Beyond the Stars" movies that followed.
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If you skip the credits, you can watch all of it in less than 24 hours.
LMAO, any Tremors fan around here?
No, but what else are you going to do stuck up power pylon.
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Ghosts of Mars by John Carpenter
Set on a colonized Mars in the 22nd century, the film follows a squad of police officers and a convicted criminal who fight against the residents of a mining colony who have been possessed by the ghosts of the planet's original inhabitants.
Ghosts of Mars received mostly negative reviews and was a box office bomb, earning $14 million against a $28 million production budget.
Ghosts of Mars has received a cult following since its release, with critics praising the action sequences, soundtrack and blending of genres.
Everything by Carpenter, really.
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Disney's "The Black Hole". It came from a time just after Walt Disney had died and they were still figuring out their shit.
So they made an extremely dark SciFi flick with a cute robot that appeals to children which is such a weird combination, but I liked it a lot. I can't even say why.
The U.S.S. Cygnus looks fucking badass, too. One of the best ship designs in a SciFi movie, change my mind.
They were trying for their Star Wars.
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Although the interviews with the cast are hilarious just because Hugh Grant doesn't have a single clue about DnD but also couldn't give a single fuck about it.
Should he need to? He's an actor. He can pretend to know what he is doing.
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I used to love that movie, went to try and rewatch it recently and was hit with a blast of early 2000's casual transphobia. Couldn't keep watching after, it put a really sour taste in my mouth.
wrote last edited by [email protected]It's amazing how much transphobia there was in that time.
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I'll start: "Happy Death Day"
Army of thieves.
Prequel to army of the dead, actually an amazingly enjoyable film superior in every way to its stupid predecessor
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Any movie where Cage "acts" mentally unstable is going to be the best fucking movie that year. I still can't get over his role in Color Out of Space.
Nothing will ever beat Face/Off when he portrays Travolta's character pretending to be him.
