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No, you can't use your Costco card as Real ID at the airport, TSA says

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  • Z [email protected]

    Is this the only form of identification you have?

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    I know my rights, man.

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    • spacecowboy@lemmy.caS [email protected]

      I know my rights, man.

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      #23

      Jerkoff.

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      • darklamer@lemmy.dbzer0.comD [email protected]

        The TSA says the list of acceptable IDs is subject to change without notice.

        WTF!?

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        #24

        Are you new to the TSA?

        It's a joke, and literal security theater. They have never prevented anything serious, ever. They fail 90-95% when DHS test their ability to detect weapons.

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          TSA is awake enough to notice the wrong ID? Don't they tend to allow a lot of weapons?

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          • R [email protected]

            Are you new to the TSA?

            It's a joke, and literal security theater. They have never prevented anything serious, ever. They fail 90-95% when DHS test their ability to detect weapons.

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            Are you new to the TSA?

            Not new, my first encounter with them was many years ago now, when they were new, but I only ever have any interaction with them when visiting the US.

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            • C [email protected]

              TSA is awake enough to notice the wrong ID? Don't they tend to allow a lot of weapons?

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              #27

              I think you misunderstood the purpose of TSA.

              Their job is surveillance. Costco cards dont permit that. Real IDs do.

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              • robotzap10000@feddit.nlR [email protected]

                Welcome to CostCo, I love you.

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                #28

                I just notice he has a shirt with a picture of himself. Why?

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                • E [email protected]

                  Fuck you I won’t do what you tell me

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                  Sir, take off your pants and bend over that table.

                  You've been randomly selected for an intense search.

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                  • roserose56@lemmy.caR [email protected]

                    Used to? That not right! You got it at Costco, but did Costco made it ?

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                    No. US passports have been made overseas for years (decades?)

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                    • Z [email protected]

                      Jerkoff.

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                      Fascist.

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                        Well, I'm just going to have to call my lawyer

                        Hello, Costco?

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                        • jagged_circle@feddit.nlJ [email protected]

                          Well, I'm just going to have to call my lawyer

                          Hello, Costco?

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                          I love you

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                          • jagged_circle@feddit.nlJ [email protected]

                            I just notice he has a shirt with a picture of himself. Why?

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                            #34

                            Like everything in Idocracy, you take something everyday and make it more streamlined and efficient, then stupider, then repeat the stupid part a few more times.

                            In this case we see the evolution of the employee smock, apron, and id badge, into one all-purpose garment. It's even one-size-fits-all.

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                              Sam's Club still accepted.

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                                Sounds like a marketing opportunity

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                                  "welcome to costco, i love you"

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