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No, you can't use your Costco card as Real ID at the airport, TSA says

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  • roserose56@lemmy.caR [email protected]

    Sounds about right! Costco does not issue official Government ID'.
    Ask your self "Would the accept Costco card in another country?".

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    They do at Costco in other countries

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    • return2ozma@lemmy.worldR [email protected]
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      By the rights vested in me through the power of Costco....

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        I’ve seen it work if you can show them a Price Club, Price Costco, and Costco Wholesale card, with the names matching of course. This is know as the 3/4th’s rule, where you show at least 3 out of the 4 known club cards. Google “Costco rule34” for more info. Don’t tell more than one person though, it’s a secret 🤫

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        • return2ozma@lemmy.worldR [email protected]
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          Fuck you I won’t do what you tell me

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          • return2ozma@lemmy.worldR [email protected]
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            What about the Costco credit card? Not only does it have a photo but it requires an official credit check.

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            • Z [email protected]

              Is this the only form of identification you have?

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              I know my rights, man.

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              • spacecowboy@lemmy.caS [email protected]

                I know my rights, man.

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                Jerkoff.

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                • darklamer@lemmy.dbzer0.comD [email protected]

                  The TSA says the list of acceptable IDs is subject to change without notice.

                  WTF!?

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                  Are you new to the TSA?

                  It's a joke, and literal security theater. They have never prevented anything serious, ever. They fail 90-95% when DHS test their ability to detect weapons.

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                    TSA is awake enough to notice the wrong ID? Don't they tend to allow a lot of weapons?

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                    • R [email protected]

                      Are you new to the TSA?

                      It's a joke, and literal security theater. They have never prevented anything serious, ever. They fail 90-95% when DHS test their ability to detect weapons.

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                      Are you new to the TSA?

                      Not new, my first encounter with them was many years ago now, when they were new, but I only ever have any interaction with them when visiting the US.

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                        TSA is awake enough to notice the wrong ID? Don't they tend to allow a lot of weapons?

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                        I think you misunderstood the purpose of TSA.

                        Their job is surveillance. Costco cards dont permit that. Real IDs do.

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                        • robotzap10000@feddit.nlR [email protected]

                          Welcome to CostCo, I love you.

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                          I just notice he has a shirt with a picture of himself. Why?

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                            Fuck you I won’t do what you tell me

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                            Sir, take off your pants and bend over that table.

                            You've been randomly selected for an intense search.

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                            • roserose56@lemmy.caR [email protected]

                              Used to? That not right! You got it at Costco, but did Costco made it ?

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                              No. US passports have been made overseas for years (decades?)

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                                Jerkoff.

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                                Fascist.

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                                  Well, I'm just going to have to call my lawyer

                                  Hello, Costco?

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                                  • jagged_circle@feddit.nlJ [email protected]

                                    Well, I'm just going to have to call my lawyer

                                    Hello, Costco?

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                                    I love you

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                                    • jagged_circle@feddit.nlJ [email protected]

                                      I just notice he has a shirt with a picture of himself. Why?

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                                      Like everything in Idocracy, you take something everyday and make it more streamlined and efficient, then stupider, then repeat the stupid part a few more times.

                                      In this case we see the evolution of the employee smock, apron, and id badge, into one all-purpose garment. It's even one-size-fits-all.

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                                        Sam's Club still accepted.

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                                          Sounds like a marketing opportunity

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