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    Ever notice how the best games out there are either indie games or made by ex-devs formerly from a big developer?

    Capitalism does away with ingenuity and creativity. Look at the biggest developers, like Ubisoft or Activision or EA, and their most flagship product(s), and you'll see that none of them are inventive in any way, they're all just regurgitated forms of whatever sells.

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      I love how theres always someone in the comments that's like "this game is so mid" or "this one mechanic in the game is missing"

      Stray was fantastic. So was expedition 33. Both of them are objectively good with overwhelming positive reviews.

      They were successful in everyway a game can me... But according to some bloke it was "mid". Jesus.

      I hate how people think how much they like something automatically qualifys that as an official critique. It doesn't. How much you like it is totally irrelevant!

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        it isn't Ubisoft to thank, it's the "ex". suddenly not having to waste your life peddling more assassin's gray sludge can do wonders for your creativity.

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          it isn't Ubisoft to thank, it's the "ex". suddenly not having to waste your life peddling more assassin's gray sludge can do wonders for your creativity.

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          It's a sarcastic thank, like thank you for firing them, or thank you for driving them away from AAA studios.

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            I love how theres always someone in the comments that's like "this game is so mid" or "this one mechanic in the game is missing"

            Stray was fantastic. So was expedition 33. Both of them are objectively good with overwhelming positive reviews.

            They were successful in everyway a game can me... But according to some bloke it was "mid". Jesus.

            I hate how people think how much they like something automatically qualifys that as an official critique. It doesn't. How much you like it is totally irrelevant!

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            They're just giving their opinion man

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              Ubisoft is the sexual abuse place right?

              ...or is that Activision Blizzard?

              ...or Rockstar Games?

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                Stray was so mid... If it didn't have cute cats it would have been forgotten instantly.

                I was most flabbergasted by the fact that you never hunt anything!! What a miss! How do you make a game where you play as a cat without any stealth stalking of prey??

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                So... you found it mid because it didn't have more robust stealth mechanics than dealing with the Sentinels? It wasn't GOTY material, but it was one of my top games that year. Do you also find games like Destroy All Humans, Portal, and Firewatch mid?

                Disclaimer: I'm not mad if you find all those mid, just want to know what your baseline for a "good" game is.

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                  Stray was so mid... If it didn't have cute cats it would have been forgotten instantly.

                  I was most flabbergasted by the fact that you never hunt anything!! What a miss! How do you make a game where you play as a cat without any stealth stalking of prey??

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                  I remember when the first screenshots for it came out years ago as a cat game inspired by Kowloon Walled City and thought it would be this profound game where you play as a stray cat who weaves itself in and out of all the lives and stories of the people there...and then it turned out to be this really basic linear game. I was so disappointed.

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                    Ubisoft is the sexual abuse place right?

                    ...or is that Activision Blizzard?

                    ...or Rockstar Games?

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                    Is there a funny GIF that says "why not all three of them?"?

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                      Ever notice how the best games out there are either indie games or made by ex-devs formerly from a big developer?

                      Capitalism does away with ingenuity and creativity. Look at the biggest developers, like Ubisoft or Activision or EA, and their most flagship product(s), and you'll see that none of them are inventive in any way, they're all just regurgitated forms of whatever sells.

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                      It's not capitalism's fault. The games made by former developers also sell great and are financially viable, the audience also loves them.

                      What you're looking at is pure greed.

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                        It's not capitalism's fault. The games made by former developers also sell great and are financially viable, the audience also loves them.

                        What you're looking at is pure greed.

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                        It's the same picture.

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                          scritches

                          🤎🤎🤎
                          Awww, and here I thought only my family uses that word.

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                          No, no.. It's the proper denomination favoured by our kitten overlords. They whisper it into our ears as we sleep so that we may subconsciously start using it without getting suspicious.

                          It usually happens only when they plan for long-term associations.

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                            Ever notice how the best games out there are either indie games or made by ex-devs formerly from a big developer?

                            Capitalism does away with ingenuity and creativity. Look at the biggest developers, like Ubisoft or Activision or EA, and their most flagship product(s), and you'll see that none of them are inventive in any way, they're all just regurgitated forms of whatever sells.

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                            No wonder ML text and image generators are so popular with large corporations.

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                              I am concerned about expedition. Everyone I know that’s played it, finished it in 3 days. That is a lackluster amount of gameplay. And that’s with a job. It’s not like they were no lifeing it or something. It’s on Gamepass though so I’ll play it soon

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                              Oh, that makes me wanna play it even more. Every single time I play a big RPG like witcher, cyberpunk, Baldur's Gate, kingdom come, etc. I enjoy the first half and then I just speedrun the rest to finish the story. There's nothing wrong with a 10-30hour game, honestly. Hell, a short hike is like 1-3 hours and I don't feel bad at all for buying it.

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                                Stray is Steam only on PC?

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                                  Stray is Steam only on PC?

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                                  no? https://www.nintendo.com/us/store/products/stray-switch/

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                                    no? https://www.nintendo.com/us/store/products/stray-switch/

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                                    I meant on PC.

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                                      Stray is Steam only on PC?

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                                      I think so, but why would that be an issue?

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                                        I think so, but why would that be an issue?

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                                        • Shitty Linux client with unfixed usability bugs for years.
                                        • Can't play games without that shit client and the built-in webbrowser running, even over Lutris (because DRM).
                                        • Forced updates.
                                        • And near monopoly.
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                                          Meanwhile Ubisoft itself continues to pump out digital slop

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