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Pakistan nominates Trump for 2026 Nobel Peace Prize

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  • cm0002@lemmy.worldC [email protected]
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    The Nobel Peace prize really is the turd of all medals

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      I really dislike that so many people in this timeline don't know or can't see the difference between worse and worst.

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      Yeah, it's the wurst

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      • facedeer@fedia.ioF [email protected]

        Nominations don't really mean anything.

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        Actual medals don't mean much anymore either.

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        • cm0002@lemmy.worldC [email protected]
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          I'd like to nominate him for 20 years in prison.

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            The subtext behind Pakistan doing it, and doing it now, is to try and bait Trump away from getting involved with Pakistan's ally: Iran.

            If Trump does anything to Iran, Pakistan is going to make a big fuss about doubling-back on their nomination.

            Does the nomination mean anything? No. Is he going to get the award? No. It's entirely a diplomatic maneuver for a very specific goal of keeping the US out of Iran.

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              Pakistan is playing some 5-D chess, here. Butter up the raging narcissist by flattering his ego, in the hopes that he backs down on Iran or risks losing his Nobel prize nomination.

              Smart. He actually might fall for it.

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              • reverendender@sh.itjust.worksR [email protected]

                I am desperately trying to find the portal out of here

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                It's in the bushes behind the greenhouse.

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                • reverendender@sh.itjust.worksR [email protected]

                  I am desperately trying to find the portal out of here

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                  Good luck. After sharing the secret, they removed all the payphones.

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                    Yeah, it's the wurst

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                    horse wurst?

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                      Pakistan is playing some 5-D chess, here. Butter up the raging narcissist by flattering his ego, in the hopes that he backs down on Iran or risks losing his Nobel prize nomination.

                      Smart. He actually might fall for it.

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                      Totally, this is how you play Trump if you don't have a handwritten letter from your king

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                        Pakistan is playing some 5-D chess, here. Butter up the raging narcissist by flattering his ego, in the hopes that he backs down on Iran or risks losing his Nobel prize nomination.

                        Smart. He actually might fall for it.

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                        Foreign countries know exactly what they're doing this time around when it comes to manipulating Trump. I think last time they were surprised just how easy and stupid it was and now Saudia Arabia is just like "yeah throw some McDonald's paint on a trailer and give him a happy meal, he'll sign whatever we want".

                        The dude is a very very stupid child.

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                          It's in the bushes behind the greenhouse.

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                          Do more drugs. Got it!

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                            The subtext behind Pakistan doing it, and doing it now, is to try and bait Trump away from getting involved with Pakistan's ally: Iran.

                            If Trump does anything to Iran, Pakistan is going to make a big fuss about doubling-back on their nomination.

                            Does the nomination mean anything? No. Is he going to get the award? No. It's entirely a diplomatic maneuver for a very specific goal of keeping the US out of Iran.

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                            Its just buttering him up for the next terrorism attack on India that Pakistan is planning to conduct. Iran is a Shia majority country and no ally of Pakistan which is a sunni majority country. Minority sects like Hindus, Shia, Ahmadiyas and ethnic minorities like Hazaras are treated the absolute worst in Pakistan. I would be surprised if they ever ally with Iran.

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                              Good luck. After sharing the secret, they removed all the payphones.

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                              They cut the hardline! Find the schematics of this building. I need the main wet wall.

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                                Pakistan is playing some 5-D chess, here. Butter up the raging narcissist by flattering his ego, in the hopes that he backs down on Iran or risks losing his Nobel prize nomination.

                                Smart. He actually might fall for it.

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                                He already caused Israel attacking Iran in the first place:

                                1. Ripping up the existing nuclear deal with Iran. Giving Israel the excuse.
                                2. Emboldening Israel with cruel rhetoric against Palestinians himself. Allowing them to commit genocide freely.
                                3. Finally giving them a "yellow light" for the attack.

                                So he definitely does not deserve the nomination, but yeah, maybe he can be manipulated into backing off.

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                                  He already caused Israel attacking Iran in the first place:

                                  1. Ripping up the existing nuclear deal with Iran. Giving Israel the excuse.
                                  2. Emboldening Israel with cruel rhetoric against Palestinians himself. Allowing them to commit genocide freely.
                                  3. Finally giving them a "yellow light" for the attack.

                                  So he definitely does not deserve the nomination, but yeah, maybe he can be manipulated into backing off.

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                                  He's playing checkers. They're playing Go

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                                    I'd like to nominate him for 20 years in prison.

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                                    I vote firing squad

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                                      The Nobel Peace prize really is the turd of all medals

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                                      I mean... the guy who invented dynamite and all that

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                                        “They’re dying, Russians and Ukrainians. I want them to stop dying. And I’ll have that done — I’ll have that done in 24 hours.” -Trump, May 2023

                                        When a leader in any capacity promises something, you expect them to deliver.

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                                        Isn't the count of Russian casualties over a million or something, now?

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                                        • cm0002@lemmy.worldC [email protected]
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                                          In other news, I hereby nominate my butt for the Nobel Peace Prize.

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