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Kristi Noem Says Cannibal Ate Himself on ICE Deportation Flight

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    Pizza the Hut?

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        Nowadays? Isn't this exactly what Hitler did?

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        Yeah this isn't the first time ever

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          So I was initially kidding with my theory that she was parodying herself to see how far she could take it but I'm no longer sure.

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            Kristi, RFK Jr called. He wants his brain worm back.

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              Not a single bit of fact checking in the article.

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                Hello boys.

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                  Yeah this isn't the first time ever

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                  But this time it’s different because everyone has every chance to have full access to the information leading up and still chose pain. So there’s that.

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                    I’m betting the person injured themself to get off the plane. Maybe with their teeth. ICE was making fun of it, calling him a cannibal and dumbass Noem just believed it word for word.

                    She doesn’t seem like someone who gets jokes, even bad ones.

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                      For all we know he was bad at plotting his escape.

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                        Paywall
                        https://web.archive.org/web/20250701184505/https://www.thedailybeast.com/kristi-noem-says-cannibal-ate-himself-on-ice-deportation-flight/

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                          Have you seen a man eating his own head?

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                            Ah, looks like the old "eat yourself entirely, so you are invisible, then when the plane is on the return flight, you poo yourself back out again" trick.

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                              "They're eating the cats, they're eating themselves!"

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                                Kristy needs to tell me who her drug dealer is, he has some good weird shit, apparently

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                                kristi noem getting her brain warped from all that botox, and plastic surgery.

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                                  Honestly?

                                  She's the trolls queen, she's just can't be true.

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                                  she currentlys ups MTG and whos the looniest.

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                                    Dom DeLuise with extra pepperoni

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                                      Why are they eating the skinny guy? The big guy is far more nutritionally dense.

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                                        Yes, let's talk about her stupid story instead of the concentration camp she just opened.

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                                          she currentlys ups MTG and whos the looniest.

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                                          Sorry, I'm Italian and I don't know what that means.

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