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Kristi Noem Says Cannibal Ate Himself on ICE Deportation Flight

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      Nowadays? Isn't this exactly what Hitler did?

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      Yeah this isn't the first time ever

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        So I was initially kidding with my theory that she was parodying herself to see how far she could take it but I'm no longer sure.

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          Kristi, RFK Jr called. He wants his brain worm back.

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            Not a single bit of fact checking in the article.

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              Hello boys.

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                Yeah this isn't the first time ever

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                But this time it’s different because everyone has every chance to have full access to the information leading up and still chose pain. So there’s that.

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                  I’m betting the person injured themself to get off the plane. Maybe with their teeth. ICE was making fun of it, calling him a cannibal and dumbass Noem just believed it word for word.

                  She doesn’t seem like someone who gets jokes, even bad ones.

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                    For all we know he was bad at plotting his escape.

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                      Paywall
                      https://web.archive.org/web/20250701184505/https://www.thedailybeast.com/kristi-noem-says-cannibal-ate-himself-on-ice-deportation-flight/

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                        Have you seen a man eating his own head?

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                          Ah, looks like the old "eat yourself entirely, so you are invisible, then when the plane is on the return flight, you poo yourself back out again" trick.

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                            "They're eating the cats, they're eating themselves!"

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                              Kristy needs to tell me who her drug dealer is, he has some good weird shit, apparently

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                              kristi noem getting her brain warped from all that botox, and plastic surgery.

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                                Honestly?

                                She's the trolls queen, she's just can't be true.

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                                she currentlys ups MTG and whos the looniest.

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                                  Dom DeLuise with extra pepperoni

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                                    Why are they eating the skinny guy? The big guy is far more nutritionally dense.

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                                      Yes, let's talk about her stupid story instead of the concentration camp she just opened.

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                                        she currentlys ups MTG and whos the looniest.

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                                        Sorry, I'm Italian and I don't know what that means.

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                                          I’m betting the person injured themself to get off the plane. Maybe with their teeth. ICE was making fun of it, calling him a cannibal and dumbass Noem just believed it word for word.

                                          She doesn’t seem like someone who gets jokes, even bad ones.

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                                          I'm betting this person is entirely fictional and created to paint the innocent people they're kidnapping off the street as deranged maniacs.

                                          She does seem like the sort of person to make up racist lies.

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