Vitamins are good but idk....
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Could have just been washing it for later consumption. Best to see if it’s still warm.
Smell it ... if you dare.
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I'd eat it. I don't mind leftovers and I hate waste.
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Give it a nibble. You might like it.
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Never heard of a Shower Orange? Just a veggie version of that I imagine... I'm sure...
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Smell it ... if you dare.
wrote on last edited by [email protected]IDK man… in my experience vegan balloon-knot and carrots
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I’m just guessing on the vegan part obviously…
College is tough, sometimes you just forget your carrot in the shower.
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It might go well in a fresh salad or stew.
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This is remarkably common among visitors to A&E.
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I'd eat it. I don't mind leftovers and I hate waste.
it might be that it wasn't used for eating
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Smell it ... if you dare.
Why stop there?
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This is remarkably common among visitors to A&E.
Accident and emergency people?
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There's a myth that carrots are good for your eyesight, but what's interesting is that carrots are actually really good for your memory. I lost one up my ass when I was 12 and never forgot that moment.
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This is remarkably common among visitors to A&E.
Have you seen the price of dildos? I can't blame people for getting creative with household objects!
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Accident and emergency people?
I think it is accident and emergency wards
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I think it is accident and emergency wards
Now the sentence makes more sense ....
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There's a myth that carrots are good for your eyesight, but what's interesting is that carrots are actually really good for your memory. I lost one up my ass when I was 12 and never forgot that moment.
I think in the future, you should use the version with "my uncle stuck one up my ass when I was 12 and never forgot about it."
It's a better punchline imo.
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I think in the future, you should use the version with "my uncle stuck one up my ass when I was 12 and never forgot about it."
It's a better punchline imo.
wrote on last edited by [email protected]What about being sexually abused by an older family member makes it a better punchline?
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What about being sexually abused by an older family member makes it a better punchline?
Oh no, you forgot you carrot in there
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Oh no, you forgot you carrot in there
That doesn't answer anyone's question.
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What about being sexually abused by an older family member makes it a better punchline?
Some people cope with the horribleness of reality by trying to laugh. I can't say it's a good or a bad way to cope.
But remember folks, gallows humor is only funny when you're one of the ones on the gallows. If no one stuck a carrot up your ass, it's not your place to make the joke.
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I don't understand why people leave their sex toys in the shower. One time when I was a teenager I was masturbating in the shower and accidentally got cum on my sister's dildo. I had to scrub that thing with all the soaps, bleach, toilet cleaner and just everything soap related I could get without anyone finding out. I guess I got lucky because no one ever found out and she didn't mysteriously get pregnant afterwards.
