Vitamins are good but idk....
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There's a myth that carrots are good for your eyesight, but what's interesting is that carrots are actually really good for your memory. I lost one up my ass when I was 12 and never forgot that moment.
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This is remarkably common among visitors to A&E.
Have you seen the price of dildos? I can't blame people for getting creative with household objects!
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Accident and emergency people?
I think it is accident and emergency wards
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I think it is accident and emergency wards
Now the sentence makes more sense ....
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There's a myth that carrots are good for your eyesight, but what's interesting is that carrots are actually really good for your memory. I lost one up my ass when I was 12 and never forgot that moment.
I think in the future, you should use the version with "my uncle stuck one up my ass when I was 12 and never forgot about it."
It's a better punchline imo.
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I think in the future, you should use the version with "my uncle stuck one up my ass when I was 12 and never forgot about it."
It's a better punchline imo.
wrote on last edited by [email protected]What about being sexually abused by an older family member makes it a better punchline?
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What about being sexually abused by an older family member makes it a better punchline?
Oh no, you forgot you carrot in there
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Oh no, you forgot you carrot in there
That doesn't answer anyone's question.
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What about being sexually abused by an older family member makes it a better punchline?
Some people cope with the horribleness of reality by trying to laugh. I can't say it's a good or a bad way to cope.
But remember folks, gallows humor is only funny when you're one of the ones on the gallows. If no one stuck a carrot up your ass, it's not your place to make the joke.
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I don't understand why people leave their sex toys in the shower. One time when I was a teenager I was masturbating in the shower and accidentally got cum on my sister's dildo. I had to scrub that thing with all the soaps, bleach, toilet cleaner and just everything soap related I could get without anyone finding out. I guess I got lucky because no one ever found out and she didn't mysteriously get pregnant afterwards.
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What about being sexually abused by an older family member makes it a better punchline?
Black humor is an important coping mechanism
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Black humor is an important coping mechanism
Not everyone has to cope, especially with such subjects, which makes it a worse punch line.
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Get another carrot and when they come home just start chompping down on it nonchalantly. Total power move to establish your dominance.
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I don't understand why people leave their sex toys in the shower. One time when I was a teenager I was masturbating in the shower and accidentally got cum on my sister's dildo. I had to scrub that thing with all the soaps, bleach, toilet cleaner and just everything soap related I could get without anyone finding out. I guess I got lucky because no one ever found out and she didn't mysteriously get pregnant afterwards.
Fuck what a terrible day to have eyes.
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Fuck what a terrible day to have eyes.
I curse the day I learned to read.
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Some people cope with the horribleness of reality by trying to laugh. I can't say it's a good or a bad way to cope.
But remember folks, gallows humor is only funny when you're one of the ones on the gallows. If no one stuck a carrot up your ass, it's not your place to make the joke.
I have had a carrot up my ass but it was overall a powitive experience.
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Bugs Bunny
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I don't understand why people leave their sex toys in the shower. One time when I was a teenager I was masturbating in the shower and accidentally got cum on my sister's dildo. I had to scrub that thing with all the soaps, bleach, toilet cleaner and just everything soap related I could get without anyone finding out. I guess I got lucky because no one ever found out and she didn't mysteriously get pregnant afterwards.
"accidentally"
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Cucumbers are better for...uhh...vitamin D? idk
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Some people cope with the horribleness of reality by trying to laugh. I can't say it's a good or a bad way to cope.
But remember folks, gallows humor is only funny when you're one of the ones on the gallows. If no one stuck a carrot up your ass, it's not your place to make the joke.
So we're gatekeeping humor now?
