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Vitamins are good but idk....

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    What about being sexually abused by an older family member makes it a better punchline?

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    Oh no, you forgot you carrot in there

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      Oh no, you forgot you carrot in there

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      That doesn't answer anyone's question.

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        What about being sexually abused by an older family member makes it a better punchline?

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        Some people cope with the horribleness of reality by trying to laugh. I can't say it's a good or a bad way to cope.

        But remember folks, gallows humor is only funny when you're one of the ones on the gallows. If no one stuck a carrot up your ass, it's not your place to make the joke.

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          I don't understand why people leave their sex toys in the shower. One time when I was a teenager I was masturbating in the shower and accidentally got cum on my sister's dildo. I had to scrub that thing with all the soaps, bleach, toilet cleaner and just everything soap related I could get without anyone finding out. I guess I got lucky because no one ever found out and she didn't mysteriously get pregnant afterwards.

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          • Q [email protected]

            What about being sexually abused by an older family member makes it a better punchline?

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            Black humor is an important coping mechanism

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              Black humor is an important coping mechanism

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              Not everyone has to cope, especially with such subjects, which makes it a worse punch line.

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                Get another carrot and when they come home just start chompping down on it nonchalantly. Total power move to establish your dominance.

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                  I don't understand why people leave their sex toys in the shower. One time when I was a teenager I was masturbating in the shower and accidentally got cum on my sister's dildo. I had to scrub that thing with all the soaps, bleach, toilet cleaner and just everything soap related I could get without anyone finding out. I guess I got lucky because no one ever found out and she didn't mysteriously get pregnant afterwards.

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                  Fuck what a terrible day to have eyes.

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                    Fuck what a terrible day to have eyes.

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                    I curse the day I learned to read.

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                      Some people cope with the horribleness of reality by trying to laugh. I can't say it's a good or a bad way to cope.

                      But remember folks, gallows humor is only funny when you're one of the ones on the gallows. If no one stuck a carrot up your ass, it's not your place to make the joke.

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                      I have had a carrot up my ass but it was overall a powitive experience.

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                        Bugs Bunny

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                          I don't understand why people leave their sex toys in the shower. One time when I was a teenager I was masturbating in the shower and accidentally got cum on my sister's dildo. I had to scrub that thing with all the soaps, bleach, toilet cleaner and just everything soap related I could get without anyone finding out. I guess I got lucky because no one ever found out and she didn't mysteriously get pregnant afterwards.

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                          "accidentally"

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                            Cucumbers are better for...uhh...vitamin D? idk

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                            • S [email protected]

                              Some people cope with the horribleness of reality by trying to laugh. I can't say it's a good or a bad way to cope.

                              But remember folks, gallows humor is only funny when you're one of the ones on the gallows. If no one stuck a carrot up your ass, it's not your place to make the joke.

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                              So we're gatekeeping humor now?

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                                Cucumbers are better for...uhh...vitamin D? idk

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                                IDK, this carrot looks rich in vitamin D

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                                  I don't understand why people leave their sex toys in the shower. One time when I was a teenager I was masturbating in the shower and accidentally got cum on my sister's dildo. I had to scrub that thing with all the soaps, bleach, toilet cleaner and just everything soap related I could get without anyone finding out. I guess I got lucky because no one ever found out and she didn't mysteriously get pregnant afterwards.

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                                  Well, it probably smelled better than it was, so quite lucky.

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                                    So we're gatekeeping humor now?

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                                    Yep. Does that make you angry? We're gatekeeping that too. Get over it.

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                                      Showers are for oranges or IPAs.

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                                        Someones in the mood for a vitamin alright….
                                        Vitamin D!!!! Lmfao

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                                          Yep. Does that make you angry? We're gatekeeping that too. Get over it.

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                                          Thank you, thought police! I was about to make an illegal joke but your comment saved civilization from it.

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