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Sorry kids.
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I know that Grok went Nazi but Gemini going fundie wasn't on my bingo card.
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Well since I’m already short and can’t do anything about it, I guess I’m free to have as much pork, alcohol, and tattoos as I please!
Pork tattoos!
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They have to go in 3’s because cartoons tell me they can stack up. They would wear a brown trench coat with shades. Then they can climb the ladder.
Spending eternity as the taint third of a three person centaur does not sound like paradise.
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Almost makes me miss /r/ketodrunk
*c/ketodrunk
This is not reddit, this is lemmy. Just wanted to remind it.
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Can't wait to go to that wonderful place with all the burning and poking!
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*c/ketodrunk
This is not reddit, this is lemmy. Just wanted to remind it.
they're talking about a subreddit though
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short people cannot reach heaven. Without a stepstool
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Heaven is boring as Hell
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Heaven is boring as Hell
Someone said that hell probably really is the place to be. Heaven has mega rules to get in, and everyone else just crashes at Satan's place.
The torture for the true sinners probably happens, but at the hands of the normal people who didnt make it to heaven. Be honest with yourself, would you pass up the opportunity to ram a hot poker up Hitlers arse?
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Define too much pork. Because pork loins are cheap af and pork shoulder is tasty af.
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Define too much pork. Because pork loins are cheap af and pork shoulder is tasty af.
gonna be some pretty sick BBQ in hell bro, you sure you don't wanna be there?
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when making rules it's important to be as detailed as possible. In this case what does short represents? short related to what? also alcohol imcludes wine, wich all priests drink. Do this mean all priests are going to hell?
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If drinking alcohol prohibits you from going to heaven, all the church goers who practice communion are fucked.
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Well since I’m already short and can’t do anything about it, I guess I’m free to have as much pork, alcohol, and tattoos as I please!
You just rediscovered Dark Calvinism
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*c/ketodrunk
This is not reddit, this is lemmy. Just wanted to remind it.
wrote last edited by [email protected]That’s why I said miss it. Believe it or not, Reddit did and still does exist. I’d like to think we’re not a cult that demands pretending that our before-lives never existed.
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If drinking alcohol prohibits you from going to heaven, all the church goers who practice communion are fucked.
You're forgetting the primary rule of religion: everything you do is evil, everything I do is the exception.
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go the heaven
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You just rediscovered Dark Calvinism
Yo, I like this.
