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    Lol. I hoped that would be obvious.

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    Kids these days don’t remember the internet before /s, where you had to use context to tell of someone was being sarcastic or not.

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    • lime@feddit.nuL [email protected]

      no wonder it didn't work, that's not even cheese

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      Nilered did a video on this, it's technically at least cheese-adjacent

      https://youtu.be/0aGNAxN5Z-o

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        I feel sorry for any guy dumb enough to try this. Also my friends mom when i was 13 vacuumed every day and rearranged all furniture and vacuumed behind everything once a week.

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          Rings true to me. My wife never vacuums and is past menopause.

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            My wife always, always wanted pasta right before her period. It was always a good warning flag for her/us. So, this thread is a bit believable, …for me.

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            • asidonhopo@lemmy.worldA [email protected]

              Nilered did a video on this, it's technically at least cheese-adjacent

              https://youtu.be/0aGNAxN5Z-o

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              i mean, so is grass

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              • K [email protected]

                Written by Coolguy Sexhaver.

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                No relation.

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                • cruxifux@feddit.nlC [email protected]

                  This has to be satire.

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                  I thought so too until I went to the website and I still couldn't tell 😕

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                    My wife always, always wanted pasta right before her period. It was always a good warning flag for her/us. So, this thread is a bit believable, …for me.

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                    I pretty much always want pasta... Maybe I'm always experiencing menses.

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                      I thought so too until I went to the website and I still couldn't tell 😕

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                      There’s lots of really fucking stupid people out there so who knows.

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                        My wife always, always wanted pasta right before her period. It was always a good warning flag for her/us. So, this thread is a bit believable, …for me.

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                        hang on, I feel there could be false positives there. Did she ever want pasta when she wasn't on her period?

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                          Oh yeah. Zero chance of back fire. Zero. Had sex all my life - once with a women. Trust me.

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                          • S [email protected]

                            We all know that won't work. Try this instead.

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                            Yeah but this one unironically works for a lot of women.

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                            • washedupcynic@lemmy.caW [email protected]

                              Fun fact, the digestion of milk/cheese creates casomorphins from caesin, one of the most prominent peptides in milk. Casomorphins can activate opioid receptors. Giving a woman a slice of cheese might work in your benefit if she eats the cheese.

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                              I read that as "a slice of milk" and like. Technically yeah it's not wrong

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                              • bluelinebae@midwest.socialB [email protected]

                                That shoe one just reminded me that when we bought our house and had to start renovations on it, the attic had lots of women's shoes. Just one shoe from a pair and all different shoes. I have so many questions for the previous owner, but unfortunately they are no longer with us.

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                                If they were all the same size, perhaps amputee?

                                Or maybe a really specific fetish.

                                Maybe both.

                                Quite possibly a question best left unanswered, at least until you no longer live there

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                                • cruxifux@feddit.nlC [email protected]

                                  This has to be satire.

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                                  I am once again asking lemmy users to check what community they're in before commenting

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                                    Oh yeah. Zero chance of back fire. Zero. Had sex all my life - once with a women. Trust me.

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                                    once with a women. Trust me.

                                    Stop bragging

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                                    • walk_blessed@piefed.blahaj.zoneW [email protected]

                                      I am once again asking lemmy users to check what community they're in before commenting

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                                      I understand the user is using this as a shitpost but that doesn’t mean the original content was for sure satire. It could also just be written by an idiot. Shitposts and idiot generated content are not mutually exclusive.

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                                        Hi. Welcome to the Internet.

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                                        Have a look around 🎶

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                                          We all know that won't work. Try this instead.

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