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    Rings true to me. My wife never vacuums and is past menopause.

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      My wife always, always wanted pasta right before her period. It was always a good warning flag for her/us. So, this thread is a bit believable, …for me.

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      • asidonhopo@lemmy.worldA [email protected]

        Nilered did a video on this, it's technically at least cheese-adjacent

        https://youtu.be/0aGNAxN5Z-o

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        i mean, so is grass

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          Written by Coolguy Sexhaver.

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          No relation.

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          • cruxifux@feddit.nlC [email protected]

            This has to be satire.

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            I thought so too until I went to the website and I still couldn't tell 😕

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              My wife always, always wanted pasta right before her period. It was always a good warning flag for her/us. So, this thread is a bit believable, …for me.

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              I pretty much always want pasta... Maybe I'm always experiencing menses.

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                I thought so too until I went to the website and I still couldn't tell 😕

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                There’s lots of really fucking stupid people out there so who knows.

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                  My wife always, always wanted pasta right before her period. It was always a good warning flag for her/us. So, this thread is a bit believable, …for me.

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                  hang on, I feel there could be false positives there. Did she ever want pasta when she wasn't on her period?

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                    Oh yeah. Zero chance of back fire. Zero. Had sex all my life - once with a women. Trust me.

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                      We all know that won't work. Try this instead.

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                      Yeah but this one unironically works for a lot of women.

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                      • washedupcynic@lemmy.caW [email protected]

                        Fun fact, the digestion of milk/cheese creates casomorphins from caesin, one of the most prominent peptides in milk. Casomorphins can activate opioid receptors. Giving a woman a slice of cheese might work in your benefit if she eats the cheese.

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                        I read that as "a slice of milk" and like. Technically yeah it's not wrong

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                        • bluelinebae@midwest.socialB [email protected]

                          That shoe one just reminded me that when we bought our house and had to start renovations on it, the attic had lots of women's shoes. Just one shoe from a pair and all different shoes. I have so many questions for the previous owner, but unfortunately they are no longer with us.

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                          If they were all the same size, perhaps amputee?

                          Or maybe a really specific fetish.

                          Maybe both.

                          Quite possibly a question best left unanswered, at least until you no longer live there

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                            This has to be satire.

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                            I am once again asking lemmy users to check what community they're in before commenting

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                              Oh yeah. Zero chance of back fire. Zero. Had sex all my life - once with a women. Trust me.

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                              once with a women. Trust me.

                              Stop bragging

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                              • walk_blessed@piefed.blahaj.zoneW [email protected]

                                I am once again asking lemmy users to check what community they're in before commenting

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                                I understand the user is using this as a shitpost but that doesn’t mean the original content was for sure satire. It could also just be written by an idiot. Shitposts and idiot generated content are not mutually exclusive.

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                                  Hi. Welcome to the Internet.

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                                  Have a look around 🎶

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                                    We all know that won't work. Try this instead.

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                                      TIL I ovulate every Sunday 😂😅

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                                        Damn I guess I’ve never ovulated in my life

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                                          We all know that won't work. Try this instead.

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                                          Bitches love cheddar

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