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Congress Rules Food Stamps Can Only Be Used On Rutabagas

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    Massively corrupt handout to Big Rutabaga

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      I like them. And turnips. I use them alongside potatoes for a little extra flavor and varied texture. When mashed I call them turpaters.

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        43 and I've never heard of rutabaga.

        Then I found out we just call them swedes, turnips, or neeps.

        Edit: not turnips, just the other two.

        On a side note, how do I strikethrough text?

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          43 and I've never heard of rutabaga.

          Then I found out we just call them swedes, turnips, or neeps.

          Edit: not turnips, just the other two.

          On a side note, how do I strikethrough text?

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          40yo, here; I've heard of them via Loony Tunes, but I have never even seen a picture of one let alone seen them for sale (no turnips either). Closest thing I've seen are radishes.

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            40yo, here; I've heard of them via Loony Tunes, but I have never even seen a picture of one let alone seen them for sale (no turnips either). Closest thing I've seen are radishes.

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            Turnips are objectively more terrifying than pumpkins when carved for Halloween. That's their main fame.

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              At press time, Congress had reportedly voted to close the rutabaga loophole

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                I like them. And turnips. I use them alongside potatoes for a little extra flavor and varied texture. When mashed I call them turpaters.

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                turpaters

                https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rutabaga

                The species B. napus originated as a hybrid between the cabbage (B. oleracea) and the turnip (B. rapa).

                Maybe "cabnips" or "turbages".

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                  Massively corrupt handout to Big Rutabaga

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                  if the hand is so big then why can’t i see it?

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                    43 and I've never heard of rutabaga.

                    Then I found out we just call them swedes, turnips, or neeps.

                    Edit: not turnips, just the other two.

                    On a side note, how do I strikethrough text?

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                    A turnip and a rutabaga are different.

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                      43 and I've never heard of rutabaga.

                      Then I found out we just call them swedes, turnips, or neeps.

                      Edit: not turnips, just the other two.

                      On a side note, how do I strikethrough text?

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                      Don't call me a vegetable!! 😭

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                        43 and I've never heard of rutabaga.

                        Then I found out we just call them swedes, turnips, or neeps.

                        Edit: not turnips, just the other two.

                        On a side note, how do I strikethrough text?

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                        For strikethrough, just surround text with ~~

                        ~~text~~

                        Becomes

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                          Massively corrupt handout to Big Rutabaga

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                          Support small local rutabaga

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                            43 and I've never heard of rutabaga.

                            Then I found out we just call them swedes, turnips, or neeps.

                            Edit: not turnips, just the other two.

                            On a side note, how do I strikethrough text?

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                            You're 43 and never played super Mario 2?

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                              They are staple flod in Norway, or used to be. To such an extent that one of the traditional christmas dishes has rutabaga/swede mash as a side dish.

                              Rich in vitamin C, so I have heard it being called the "Orange of the North"

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                                Not Onions?

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