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I created the weirdest political compass

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    By being wildly wrong you mean?

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    You say "wildly wrong", they say "incentivizing engagement".

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      You say "wildly wrong", they say "incentivizing engagement".

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      So rage bait?

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        How is cobol toy wasn't it made for military?

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          So rage bait?

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          You could rent yourself to translate corporate-speak in email and meetings

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            System vs Toy?

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              So rage bait?

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              Precisely. Getting people upset is the foremost technique to farm engagement on social media. Sites such as Facebook even deliberately altered their algorithms to show content that will anger readers because it works so well to keep them invested.

              Engagement bait is omnipresent and really obvious once you learn to spot it - even something as innocuous as one or two "accidental" typos in a meme to get people into the comments section.

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                Typescript, a language. Hah.

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                  The only way Assembly will be obsolete is if there were no new chips processor models being created.

                  Every time a new architecture or a new instruction group is announced, it has to be bootstrapped into the C compiler.

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                  • lena@gregtech.euL [email protected]

                    Also, what the hell is "nu" supposed to mean?

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                    Maybe short for "Nouveau".
                    The "ouvea" being removed:P

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                      i like how you've managed to include just a single non-procedural language, and it's the most interesting one by far, and you're calling it obsolete. says a lot.

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                        SQL isn't a toy language, it's a domain specific language.

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                        • lime@feddit.nuL [email protected]

                          i like how you've managed to include just a single non-procedural language, and it's the most interesting one by far, and you're calling it obsolete. says a lot.

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                          Prolog, right? I really love it

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                            And I bet this is based in opinion and not any sort of scientific understanding because you put assembly as an obsolete language…

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                              And I bet this is based in opinion and not any sort of scientific understanding because you put assembly as an obsolete language…

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                              "Obsolete Lang" is more of a looks category, and back then most programming languages were not much dissimilar from it. Basically Assembly had to stay unstructured due to how CPUs work, while the industry moved on.

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                                And I bet this is based in opinion and not any sort of scientific understanding because you put assembly as an obsolete language…

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                                I read that as "directly, without a compiler", in which case it's close to fair, although I would have still put it ahead of COBOL because sometimes it's necessary.

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                                  Was it a deliberate choice to leave JavaScript off entirely?

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                                    Was it a deliberate choice to leave JavaScript off entirely?

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                                    It's right above PHP.

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                                      It's right above PHP.

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                                      That's just Java

                                      On the off chance that you don't already know, that's a totally different thing named after the same drink.

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                                        Was it a deliberate choice to leave JavaScript off entirely?

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                                        ECMAScript is included, which is the official JavaScript standard

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                                        • x00z@lemmy.worldX [email protected]

                                          It's right above PHP.

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                                          Hahaha gottem XD

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