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I created the weirdest political compass

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    I'm not sure "computer" was even a profession back at that time.

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    The Cult of Pythagoras would like to have a word with you.

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      The Cult of Pythagoras would like to have a word with you.

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      The Greeks were very into geometry, a purely calculated algebraic proof didn't count for them.

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      • moomoomoo309@programming.devM [email protected]

        Yeah, the axes on this are weird, why would the opposite of a systems language be a toy language? And why is Lua, a very popular and commonly used language in tons of stuff, a "toy"? And Lua is a nu Lang? It's older than Java, maybe it just feels newer because each release isn't necessarily backwards compatible?

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        Also Python as a toy lang and somehow more "nu" than Java despite Java being younger?

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          ...and C++ being obsolete is the second funniest.

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          It is clearly surpassed by C though this chart seems to have missed that fact.

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            AKA: How to annoy a bunch of computer nerds very quickly....

            Make one for Linux distros next!!!

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            By being wildly wrong you mean?

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              Did the same with D's superset, betterC.

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              betterC is a subset... 🤦

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                ngl I'm pretty mad right now

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                • N [email protected]

                  By being wildly wrong you mean?

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                  You say "wildly wrong", they say "incentivizing engagement".

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                    You say "wildly wrong", they say "incentivizing engagement".

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                    So rage bait?

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                      How is cobol toy wasn't it made for military?

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                        So rage bait?

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                        You could rent yourself to translate corporate-speak in email and meetings

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                          System vs Toy?

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                            So rage bait?

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                            Precisely. Getting people upset is the foremost technique to farm engagement on social media. Sites such as Facebook even deliberately altered their algorithms to show content that will anger readers because it works so well to keep them invested.

                            Engagement bait is omnipresent and really obvious once you learn to spot it - even something as innocuous as one or two "accidental" typos in a meme to get people into the comments section.

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                              Typescript, a language. Hah.

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                                The only way Assembly will be obsolete is if there were no new chips processor models being created.

                                Every time a new architecture or a new instruction group is announced, it has to be bootstrapped into the C compiler.

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                                • lena@gregtech.euL [email protected]

                                  Also, what the hell is "nu" supposed to mean?

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                                  Maybe short for "Nouveau".
                                  The "ouvea" being removed:P

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                                    i like how you've managed to include just a single non-procedural language, and it's the most interesting one by far, and you're calling it obsolete. says a lot.

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                                      SQL isn't a toy language, it's a domain specific language.

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                                      • lime@feddit.nuL [email protected]

                                        i like how you've managed to include just a single non-procedural language, and it's the most interesting one by far, and you're calling it obsolete. says a lot.

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                                        Prolog, right? I really love it

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                                          And I bet this is based in opinion and not any sort of scientific understanding because you put assembly as an obsolete language…

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