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  • scoopta@programming.devS [email protected]

    Assembly being obsolete has to be the funniest joke in here. It fundamentally never will be even if its use is niche

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    ...and C++ being obsolete is the second funniest.

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    • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

      Where's Latin and Summerian? 🤔

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      Are those programming languages?

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        Are those programming languages?

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        They could have been. 😌

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          Did you just note Typescript, a superset of JavaScript that needs to be compiled into it, as closer to the system?

          Also does it technically constitute a language? That feels like a stretch too.

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          Did the same with D's superset, betterC.

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            AKA: How to annoy a bunch of computer nerds very quickly....

            Make one for Linux distros next!!!

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              It's missing another axis, where else is Scott Lang gonna fit?

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                I like it

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                • lena@gregtech.euL [email protected]

                  Also, what the hell is "nu" supposed to mean?

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                  Funny that nushell is not on here.

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                    I literally opened it looking for Lisp and dismissed the whole thing when I realized its not there

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                    Haskell's also not there. I was ready to criticize any quadrant it was put in heh. But that's probably mostly because the axes are kinda bad.

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                      Are those programming languages?

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                      I'm not sure "computer" was even a profession back at that time.

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                        That it's an interpreted language rather than a compiled one. Bytecode and interpreted langs get the Toy Lang treatment. At least SQL has floating points.

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                        That's... a really dumb definition. And why is C# right in the middle but Java's towards obsolete and toy lang? They both compile to byte code and are overall extremely similar.

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                          If everything written in those "obsolete" languages suddenly disappeared, the whole world would go dark.

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                            Did you just note Typescript, a superset of JavaScript that needs to be compiled into it, as closer to the system?

                            Also does it technically constitute a language? That feels like a stretch too.

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                            "System" as in a distributed system I guess...?

                            And the chart even puts C more towards "obsolete"!

                            LOL, obviously this chart was made for fun!

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                              That it's an interpreted language rather than a compiled one. Bytecode and interpreted langs get the Toy Lang treatment. At least SQL has floating points.

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                              What's the difference between interpreted and compiled?

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                                That it's an interpreted language rather than a compiled one. Bytecode and interpreted langs get the Toy Lang treatment. At least SQL has floating points.

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                                Nearly my entire company's infrastructure is written in Python and Go so I take offense (even if I would prefer to write anything else other than Python, mostly because I like proper typing )

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                                  Math types are missing.

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                                    Are those programming languages?

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                                    Just imagine any of these programming languages with keywords in Latin. One morning you're debugging a double ended queue and the next thing you know, a bit flip is being caused by a 300 year old spirit.

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                                      Javascript is compiled, just in time.

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                                      This guy JITs 👆

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                                        Where Perl?

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                                        • scroll_responsibly@lemmy.sdf.orgS [email protected]

                                          Where Perl?

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                                          Outside the chart. Somewhere far above the image

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