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I created the weirdest political compass

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  • semi_hemi_demigod@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

    As a Ruby fan I’m just happy to be included for a change

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    As a Ruby fan having a blast with Elixir, where the hell is anything BEAM related?

    The compass is truly political.

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    • scoopta@programming.devS [email protected]

      Assembly being obsolete has to be the funniest joke in here. It fundamentally never will be even if its use is niche

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      ...and C++ being obsolete is the second funniest.

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      • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

        Where's Latin and Summerian? šŸ¤”

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        Are those programming languages?

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          Are those programming languages?

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          They could have been. 😌

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            Did you just note Typescript, a superset of JavaScript that needs to be compiled into it, as closer to the system?

            Also does it technically constitute a language? That feels like a stretch too.

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            Did the same with D's superset, betterC.

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              AKA: How to annoy a bunch of computer nerds very quickly....

              Make one for Linux distros next!!!

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                It's missing another axis, where else is Scott Lang gonna fit?

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                  I like it

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                  • lena@gregtech.euL [email protected]

                    Also, what the hell is "nu" supposed to mean?

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                    Funny that nushell is not on here.

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                      I literally opened it looking for Lisp and dismissed the whole thing when I realized its not there

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                      Haskell's also not there. I was ready to criticize any quadrant it was put in heh. But that's probably mostly because the axes are kinda bad.

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                        Are those programming languages?

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                        I'm not sure "computer" was even a profession back at that time.

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                          That it's an interpreted language rather than a compiled one. Bytecode and interpreted langs get the Toy Lang treatment. At least SQL has floating points.

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                          That's... a really dumb definition. And why is C# right in the middle but Java's towards obsolete and toy lang? They both compile to byte code and are overall extremely similar.

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                            If everything written in those "obsolete" languages suddenly disappeared, the whole world would go dark.

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                            • E [email protected]

                              Did you just note Typescript, a superset of JavaScript that needs to be compiled into it, as closer to the system?

                              Also does it technically constitute a language? That feels like a stretch too.

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                              "System" as in a distributed system I guess...?

                              And the chart even puts C more towards "obsolete"!

                              LOL, obviously this chart was made for fun!

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                                That it's an interpreted language rather than a compiled one. Bytecode and interpreted langs get the Toy Lang treatment. At least SQL has floating points.

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                                What's the difference between interpreted and compiled?

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                                  That it's an interpreted language rather than a compiled one. Bytecode and interpreted langs get the Toy Lang treatment. At least SQL has floating points.

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                                  Nearly my entire company's infrastructure is written in Python and Go so I take offense (even if I would prefer to write anything else other than Python, mostly because I like proper typing )

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                                    Math types are missing.

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                                      Are those programming languages?

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                                      Just imagine any of these programming languages with keywords in Latin. One morning you're debugging a double ended queue and the next thing you know, a bit flip is being caused by a 300 year old spirit.

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                                        Javascript is compiled, just in time.

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                                        This guy JITs šŸ‘†

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                                          Where Perl?

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