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I created the weirdest political compass

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    Did you just note Typescript, a superset of JavaScript that needs to be compiled into it, as closer to the system?

    Also does it technically constitute a language? That feels like a stretch too.

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    • semi_hemi_demigod@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

      As a Ruby fan I’m just happy to be included for a change

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      As a Ruby fan having a blast with Elixir, where the hell is anything BEAM related?

      The compass is truly political.

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      • scoopta@programming.devS [email protected]

        Assembly being obsolete has to be the funniest joke in here. It fundamentally never will be even if its use is niche

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        ...and C++ being obsolete is the second funniest.

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        • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

          Where's Latin and Summerian? šŸ¤”

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          Are those programming languages?

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            Are those programming languages?

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            They could have been. 😌

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              Did you just note Typescript, a superset of JavaScript that needs to be compiled into it, as closer to the system?

              Also does it technically constitute a language? That feels like a stretch too.

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              Did the same with D's superset, betterC.

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                AKA: How to annoy a bunch of computer nerds very quickly....

                Make one for Linux distros next!!!

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                  It's missing another axis, where else is Scott Lang gonna fit?

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                    I like it

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                    • lena@gregtech.euL [email protected]

                      Also, what the hell is "nu" supposed to mean?

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                      Funny that nushell is not on here.

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                        I literally opened it looking for Lisp and dismissed the whole thing when I realized its not there

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                        Haskell's also not there. I was ready to criticize any quadrant it was put in heh. But that's probably mostly because the axes are kinda bad.

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                          Are those programming languages?

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                          I'm not sure "computer" was even a profession back at that time.

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                            That it's an interpreted language rather than a compiled one. Bytecode and interpreted langs get the Toy Lang treatment. At least SQL has floating points.

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                            That's... a really dumb definition. And why is C# right in the middle but Java's towards obsolete and toy lang? They both compile to byte code and are overall extremely similar.

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                              If everything written in those "obsolete" languages suddenly disappeared, the whole world would go dark.

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                                Did you just note Typescript, a superset of JavaScript that needs to be compiled into it, as closer to the system?

                                Also does it technically constitute a language? That feels like a stretch too.

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                                "System" as in a distributed system I guess...?

                                And the chart even puts C more towards "obsolete"!

                                LOL, obviously this chart was made for fun!

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                                  That it's an interpreted language rather than a compiled one. Bytecode and interpreted langs get the Toy Lang treatment. At least SQL has floating points.

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                                  What's the difference between interpreted and compiled?

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                                    That it's an interpreted language rather than a compiled one. Bytecode and interpreted langs get the Toy Lang treatment. At least SQL has floating points.

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                                    Nearly my entire company's infrastructure is written in Python and Go so I take offense (even if I would prefer to write anything else other than Python, mostly because I like proper typing )

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                                      Math types are missing.

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                                        Are those programming languages?

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                                        Just imagine any of these programming languages with keywords in Latin. One morning you're debugging a double ended queue and the next thing you know, a bit flip is being caused by a 300 year old spirit.

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                                          Javascript is compiled, just in time.

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                                          This guy JITs šŸ‘†

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