I created the weirdest political compass
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Yeah, the axes on this are weird, why would the opposite of a systems language be a toy language? And why is Lua, a very popular and commonly used language in tons of stuff, a "toy"? And Lua is a nu Lang? It's older than Java, maybe it just feels newer because each release isn't necessarily backwards compatible?
OP is a “C guy”
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Where's Latin and Summerian?
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Did you just note Typescript, a superset of JavaScript that needs to be compiled into it, as closer to the system?
Also does it technically constitute a language? That feels like a stretch too.
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As a Ruby fan I’m just happy to be included for a change
As a Ruby fan having a blast with Elixir, where the hell is anything BEAM related?
The compass is truly political.
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Assembly being obsolete has to be the funniest joke in here. It fundamentally never will be even if its use is niche
...and C++ being obsolete is the second funniest.
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Where's Latin and Summerian?
Are those programming languages?
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Are those programming languages?
They could have been.
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Did you just note Typescript, a superset of JavaScript that needs to be compiled into it, as closer to the system?
Also does it technically constitute a language? That feels like a stretch too.
Did the same with D's superset, betterC.
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AKA: How to annoy a bunch of computer nerds very quickly....
Make one for Linux distros next!!!
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It's missing another axis, where else is Scott Lang gonna fit?
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I like it
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Also, what the hell is "nu" supposed to mean?
Funny that nushell is not on here.
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I literally opened it looking for Lisp and dismissed the whole thing when I realized its not there
wrote last edited by [email protected]Haskell's also not there. I was ready to criticize any quadrant it was put in heh. But that's probably mostly because the axes are kinda bad.
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Are those programming languages?
I'm not sure "computer" was even a profession back at that time.
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That it's an interpreted language rather than a compiled one. Bytecode and interpreted langs get the Toy Lang treatment. At least SQL has floating points.
That's... a really dumb definition. And why is C# right in the middle but Java's towards obsolete and toy lang? They both compile to byte code and are overall extremely similar.
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If everything written in those "obsolete" languages suddenly disappeared, the whole world would go dark.
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Did you just note Typescript, a superset of JavaScript that needs to be compiled into it, as closer to the system?
Also does it technically constitute a language? That feels like a stretch too.
"System" as in a distributed system I guess...?
And the chart even puts C more towards "obsolete"!
LOL, obviously this chart was made for fun!
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That it's an interpreted language rather than a compiled one. Bytecode and interpreted langs get the Toy Lang treatment. At least SQL has floating points.
What's the difference between interpreted and compiled?
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That it's an interpreted language rather than a compiled one. Bytecode and interpreted langs get the Toy Lang treatment. At least SQL has floating points.
Nearly my entire company's infrastructure is written in Python and Go so I take offense (even if I would prefer to write anything else other than Python, mostly because I like proper typing )
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Math types are missing.
