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I created the weirdest political compass

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  • E [email protected]

    Did you just note Typescript, a superset of JavaScript that needs to be compiled into it, as closer to the system?

    Also does it technically constitute a language? That feels like a stretch too.

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    Did the same with D's superset, betterC.

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      AKA: How to annoy a bunch of computer nerds very quickly....

      Make one for Linux distros next!!!

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        It's missing another axis, where else is Scott Lang gonna fit?

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          I like it

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          • lena@gregtech.euL [email protected]

            Also, what the hell is "nu" supposed to mean?

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            Funny that nushell is not on here.

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              I literally opened it looking for Lisp and dismissed the whole thing when I realized its not there

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              Haskell's also not there. I was ready to criticize any quadrant it was put in heh. But that's probably mostly because the axes are kinda bad.

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                Are those programming languages?

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                I'm not sure "computer" was even a profession back at that time.

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                • Z [email protected]

                  That it's an interpreted language rather than a compiled one. Bytecode and interpreted langs get the Toy Lang treatment. At least SQL has floating points.

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                  That's... a really dumb definition. And why is C# right in the middle but Java's towards obsolete and toy lang? They both compile to byte code and are overall extremely similar.

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                    If everything written in those "obsolete" languages suddenly disappeared, the whole world would go dark.

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                    • E [email protected]

                      Did you just note Typescript, a superset of JavaScript that needs to be compiled into it, as closer to the system?

                      Also does it technically constitute a language? That feels like a stretch too.

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                      "System" as in a distributed system I guess...?

                      And the chart even puts C more towards "obsolete"!

                      LOL, obviously this chart was made for fun!

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                      • Z [email protected]

                        That it's an interpreted language rather than a compiled one. Bytecode and interpreted langs get the Toy Lang treatment. At least SQL has floating points.

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                        What's the difference between interpreted and compiled?

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                        • Z [email protected]

                          That it's an interpreted language rather than a compiled one. Bytecode and interpreted langs get the Toy Lang treatment. At least SQL has floating points.

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                          Nearly my entire company's infrastructure is written in Python and Go so I take offense (even if I would prefer to write anything else other than Python, mostly because I like proper typing )

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                            Math types are missing.

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                              Are those programming languages?

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                              Just imagine any of these programming languages with keywords in Latin. One morning you're debugging a double ended queue and the next thing you know, a bit flip is being caused by a 300 year old spirit.

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                              • D [email protected]

                                Javascript is compiled, just in time.

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                                This guy JITs 👆

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                                  Where Perl?

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                                  • scroll_responsibly@lemmy.sdf.orgS [email protected]

                                    Where Perl?

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                                    Outside the chart. Somewhere far above the image

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                                    • C [email protected]

                                      If everything written in those "obsolete" languages suddenly disappeared, the whole world would go dark.

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                                      That doesn't stop them from being obsolete, it just means that people who have the "if it ain't broke, don't fix it" mentality can get fucked.

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                                        I'm not sure "computer" was even a profession back at that time.

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                                        The Cult of Pythagoras would like to have a word with you.

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                                          The Cult of Pythagoras would like to have a word with you.

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                                          The Greeks were very into geometry, a purely calculated algebraic proof didn't count for them.

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